Ep 337: The Jesus Penis

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“Bag her, then tag her, so I don’t have to shag her.” Great drive, even better weather, a couple of time zones later and here we are, in the beautiful Spokane Valley. I keep thinking back to the picture of kitty in the back seat of the car, freaked the fuck out about where we…… Continue reading Ep 337: The Jesus Penis

Ep 336: Sex Toy

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“They should be testing on monkeys not sheep.” I think I’ve finally figured out what the problem is with the local hip hop scene. Perhaps some of you who follow our show may have already figured this out, but after going to the open mic at the Dragon’s Den last night after the podcast, I…… Continue reading Ep 336: Sex Toy

Ep 335: Rape aXe

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“You’re British and I’m from a sweatshop.” There isn’t a whole lot going on right now. I’m just about finished with “god is not Great” by Christopher Hitchens. The more I read this book the more it becomes crystal clear that god was just an idea postulated by man, and the more man evolves, the less there…… Continue reading Ep 335: Rape aXe

Ep 334: Drama!

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“I would risk herpes to hit that.” Holy fucking shit, let me tell you a little something about updating wordpress plugins. So we’re using a very simple (in theory) plugin shopping cart, which will rename nameless for the sake of this post. So I finish my route today, and I was slacking on the Friday show notes…… Continue reading Ep 334: Drama!

Ep 333: The Whoo Whoo

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“This isn’t real dude, wake up. This is complete bullshit.” Remember quite a while ago, we had mentioned that Purdue Pharma, the maker of the oh so popular oxycontin brand of party drugs, I mean pain medication, was messing around with a new formula, that was supposedly going to make it harder for all the…… Continue reading Ep 333: The Whoo Whoo

Ep 332: The Hoe Wrangler

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“I’m going to sleep, you fucking leave me alone.” Haters hate, debaters debate, creators create, the rest of us, well, we masturbate into a faceless disaster plate of disgraced plastered paint dressed up all pretty to act as faith. Reaction nervous, hands shaking, staring into a bottomless cup of what the fuck are we doing…… Continue reading Ep 332: The Hoe Wrangler

Ep 331: Shiva

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“What the fuck is Montana?” Guess who’s favorite “church” organization in Kalispell just bought up another property downtown. I swear this fresh life church thing is getting way out of control. Making moves like a bandit on this small town god mentality. So Levi Lusko, who is the 27 year old head of the organization…… Continue reading Ep 331: Shiva

Ep 330: Free Slaves

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“There’s a hole down there and I put my fingers in it every night.” Ok, so my time is short right now, so the show notes aren’t going to be anything special. Plus it’s April Fools (national liar liar day), so I’m really just not in the mood. All day I’ve had to deal with people’s retarded…… Continue reading Ep 330: Free Slaves

Ep 329: Godless Heathens

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“You are a cold blooded reptilian bitch.” A while back I wrote a blog post about how I’m sick and tired I am of all these unicorns running rampant in our valley, scamming people out of money for bullshit magical remedies that have absolutely zero scientific evidence to support them. Well, it seems we have…… Continue reading Ep 329: Godless Heathens

Ep 328: Chud

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“It’s like farm equipment ok. It’s big.” I’ve pretty much blown my creative load this weekend writing hip hop rhymes for the show this Thursday. It seems that from my one performance at Grizzly Jacks last Thursday, it has opened up a couple doors of opportunity. We’ll talk about the shows I’ll be rapping at so you…… Continue reading Ep 328: Chud