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Ep 252: Smokers Welcome

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“Sometimes chicks just wanna fuck!”

We learn a lot in tonight’s episode of the jamhole. For example, the feminine name Zoe is actually pronounced Zoey. Who would have thought? Not me that’s for sure. I also find it interesting that people who claim to be the  most religious are without a doubt, the most hypocritical, ignorant, self righteous weirdos I have ever come into contact with. It’s almost as if religion (doesn’t matter which one you pick) is like an internet worm. Once it infects you, it wreaks havoc on your system, then before it completely destroys said system, it sends itself to everyone in your contacts list. The only way to make sure you are protected from such a blatant viral infection of this magnitude, is to arm yourself with knowledge, evidence based science, and common sense. There is a good reason we are called the brights. Regardless of which fairytale you pick, keep that shit to yourself… And hey 40 days for life people, didn’t you pray hard enough the last time you were out protesting the abortion clinic for 40 days? What’s the matter, did your prayers fall on def ears? Of course, if nothing changed the last time, you’ll just have to pray harder this time around. You are so fucking crazy if you think you are talking to anyone but yourself. Give me one good solid piece of evidence that any prayer from the beginning of time until now has been answered, and I’ll change The Jamhole into a christian podcast, get married, have kids, and go to church every sunday. I dare you.

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Ep 248: Man Period

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“Mat has had more fingers up his butt than I have.”

I honestly don’t know what to type right now, the closer it gets the live show, the quickly it becomes the only thing I’m thinking about. Well, that and my penis of course. But really, I only think about that when I’m peeing, or pooping. Ever since the beginning of the jamhole, I’ve made it my goal to put as much effort into it as I would want someone else to put into something I listen to. If no one gave a shit about the podcasts they do, we’d all still be listening to terrestrial radio. We wouldn’t have made the connections we have made, and the overall quality of life would be lower. Each different podcast has it’s own personality, it’s own life, and that’s something people really pick up on in this modern age we try to live in. It’s cool, we enjoy it, and I’m really excited for September 25th. The cool thing about it is probably going to be the fact that I have to work like it’s any other day, while the rest of you are here hanging out enjoying the sunshine. Regardless, it’s going to be a good show, and I hope to see you all there. I should probably do the notes now.

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