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“We do live like trash don’t we.”
When the saints go marching in, blinded by their own sin we rarely have a chance to connect. Floating around the ether instinctively following some pre programmed ordinance to fuck themselves off so perfectly, that some have said god actually appears to catch the ejaculate right as its gliding through the air into a gold goblet. Some say god is saving the sperm filled samples to create a race of super advanced even more less likely to succeed super, human mutant retards that will operate as his army. Which side are you on? I’ll tell you one thing, those retards give me the creeps, so I think it’s safe to say what side I’ll be on. I mean of course I’ll wait until the very last second, one because I’m a procrastinator, and two because I like to make educated guesses, so I’ll need as much evidence and information on the topic as possible, then I’ll pick. A very wise man once told me, “You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you cannot pick your friends nose.” In today’s society, this couldn’t be more true. I don’t like all this nose picking that’s going on. It’s starting to drive me crazy.
- The next time the cat puts my winamp on repeat, I will kill her.
- The new couch is awesome. The old couch, not so much.
- The ipod contest is getting filled up, if you want a chance to win it, you should probably hurry up and enter.
- Don’t send salvia C.O.D. It’s a good thing I found a dollar bill under where the old couch used to be that had little dead baby feet.
- You take my news stories, I’ll take your bits. Welcome back Josh!
- Twitter my shitter? It’s not what you think.
- Danni seems to know an awful lot about anal. Curious and curiouser.
- It’s sad when the Internet gets sick like that.
- Dating in the dark, this is good shit. Although, I like our version better.
- You should probably email this guy.
- Question of the week by Stereo Radiation!
- Your impressing them wrong. Or maybe not if you’ve seen it on the youtube things.
- Betting on child fights. This is where its at. Kidfights!
- Every dad has a bookie if you were born in the 80s.
- What’s better than kid fight club? Retard fight club of course. This is probably an update.
- Biting off fingers for drugs. And sex for pills.
- Everywhere that has pain pills has problems like that.
- Killing over some milk. Actually it was the last of the milk, but still that’s no reason. This is what actually happened.
- I’ll give you 250,000 bucks to just get he fuck outta here. Oh right, but leave my step daughter.
- That was fun, we’ll see you Monday.
