Ep 185: Natural Selection [115:08m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“I just need to have sex with something.”

Hello and welcome to episode 185 of The Jamhole free comedy podcast. In tonight’s show we talk about our pissing technique for some reason, not sure how that started. Then we talk about big donkey dick Chris and the crazy ideas he’s getting in his head. Uhh Yeah Dude will be doing their first live audience show May 2nd so any of you fuckers down in Cali check that out, I’m sure it will be a great time. None of us can make it because we’re all still broke from New York still. Also we will be doing our first live audience show May 23rd at Depot Park here in Kalispell, try and make it out for that if you can. If you need a place to stay we will do our best to put a roof over your head. After that we talk about the new AIDS brought to you by dirty Mexicans fucking fat pigs that we all call the Swine Flu. After that we talk about some more big fat disgusting pigs that we sadly call human beings up in the fatosphere, and big fat blog.  Then we talk some more about how fat people are destroying the planet and why they all should just be killed.. basically.

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 Ep 184: In The Face [103:50m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“You already hogged all the drugs and you took the fucking gun.”

Hello and welcome to episode 184 of the jamhole free comedy podcast. In tonights show we talk about more proof that people are totally not raising their kids, the correlation between how religious someone is, and how smart they are, how vaccines still don’t cause autism, and more proof that god still does not exist, and old dying traditions. Then we talk about some more stupid shit people here in Montana protest, which then of course leads us into the question of the week. Also throughout the show, we get interrupted by some craigslist douche bag that we call on our friends behalf, so if you wanna give him a call, his number and email address can be found in the show.

After that we do some fuck my life, then we do some confessions, then we do some news. news stories include but are not limited to: Having sex with trash, in the trash. Beating that pussy the fuck up. Naked plus five super high enchanted naked wizardy. Everything I learned about fucking, I learned in church. Setting little boy anus on fire with a hot ass torch. Stupid little dogs getting blown away. Why dirty hippies make the worse bank robbers.

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 Ep 183: Minus People [123:59m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“At least I don’t queef!”

Hello and welcome to episode 183 of the jamhole free comedy podcast. In tonights show we start out talking about things in your butt, a little craigslist punking by our “Friends” at the bigmouths podcast. You are a son of a bitch Josh. So then we talk about the new book mat is reading entitled The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins. We read some excerpts from the book and discuss for a few, then we talk about spending negative sign monies. After that we talk about the book of matthew, and why musicians create hidden tracks on their albums, the May 23rd live audience / metal show aka Alzheipalooza, more people Mat delivers to being on autopilot, and finally we speak about girls farting.

After all that ridiculousness we do a story about getting law enforcement attention while transporting weed plants. We also inform you about an old game making a comeback among the children of the world. Thats right folks, I speak of the choking game. After that we talk about some other podcasts that Mat made Danni listen to, so she could realize how awesome we are, and then we talk about personalized car accidents. After that we talk about moving Gitmo to Hardin Montana. Yea, that sounds like a fantastic idea. After that we do some fuck my life, then we do a few more news stories that demonstrate the retardation of America and call it a night. Other news stories include: Getting kicked in the dick by an 84 year old. Pretending to fall off a bridge, then falling off a bridge. Stealing shit to pay for lawyer fees.

Leave us voicemails at 406.204.4687. Follow the mat jamhole twitter account or sign up for sms updates on the side menu so you know when we are going to do our live shows there. As always you can get archived footage of the live video shows on the listen live page, on the myspace page, or right here at thejamhole.com/brachive. We will be back Monday night around 11pm Montana time for episode 184.

Get your pre order Mat hip hop albums NOW! Go to thejamhole.com/donate and send $5 for a digital copy or $10 for an actual CD, and June 1st you will be the first kid on the block with your very own Mat made hip hop cd. We also still have a shit load of stickers so if you want some email us with your address and donate 5 bucks or send a self addressed stamped envelope to The Jamhole @ P.O. Box 3652 Kalispell, MT 59903. Also if you have a show and your show has shirts, we are trading shirts for shirts so we can wear them on our live shows. Email info@thejamhole.com if your interested.

We do this show 3 days a week, so if you like what we’re doing, or we make you laugh or improve your day in any way, shape or form, then help support us. If you can’t afford to contribute funds, then tell 1 person about the show each day.

Jamhole shirts are twenty bucks. They look like this. Simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you a Jamhole shirt. If you have pictures of you wearing your jamhole shirt, send them to us. All donations are currently going to get Mat’s bank account in the positive monies instead of all the negative monies it is in from the NYC trip.

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley in the month of April, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or /youtube or /brachive, or /forums or whatever.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $20 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere. I know, its outdated, I am currently working on a new poster.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, I know the itunes subscribe thing doesn’t work, so fuck me, but if you really wanna listen, I trust you will be smart enough to click advanced, then subscribe to feed, then paste our feed into that box. Your welcome.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, Big Mouths, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

 

 Ep 182: Negative Money Land [125:33m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“Go get the nuts!”

Hello and welcome to episode 182 of the jamhole free comedy podcast. This is the first show back at home base since our trip to New York for the katg party super party week! Its so fucking nice to be back in the saddle again, recording shows on professional quality equipment (no offense ear candy NY), and being back in a place where you can actually get 2 big rockstars for the price of one little rockstar. On tonights episode we talk about the last part of our trip to New York, including all the bullshit airport delays and shit. After that we get into why Mat has negative money in his bank account instead of plus monies, then we talk about fail whales on planes with a story sent in by 26.

Also, real quick, it appears we were actually punked by a fellow podcast friend of ours. This is actually why we have been getting all the calls from people not talking during our live shows. A very humorous joke on Mat by Josh of the Bigmouths podcast. Touche my friend, touche… And so the game begins…

After that we do some fuck my life, then we do some news. News stories include: Getting attacked by Wild Hogs. The best way to fake a miscarriage. Another retard who gave birth and didn’t even know she was prego. Jerking off in school while calling out your classmates names. And doing a buck thirty four in a 55.

Leave us voicemails at 406.204.4687. Follow the mat jamhole twitter account or sign up for sms updates on the side menu so you know when we are going to do our live shows there. As always you can get archived footage of the live video shows on the listen live page, on the myspace page, or right here at thejamhole.com/brachive. We will be back Friday night around 11pm Montana time for episode 183.

Get your pre order Mat hip hop albums NOW! Go to thejamhole.com/donate and send $5 for a digital copy or $10 for an actual CD, and June 1st you will be the first kid on the block with your very own Mat made hip hop cd. We also still have a shit load of stickers so if you want some email us with your address and donate 5 bucks or send a self addressed stamped envelope to The Jamhole @ P.O. Box 3652 Kalispell, MT 59903. Also if you have a show and your show has shirts, we are trading shirts for shirts so we can wear them on our live shows. Email info@thejamhole.com if your interested.

We do this show 3 days a week, so if you like what we’re doing, or we make you laugh or improve your day in any way, shape or form, then help support us. If you can’t afford to contribute funds, then tell 1 person about the show each day.

Jamhole shirts are twenty bucks. They look like this. Simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you a Jamhole shirt. If you have pictures of you wearing your jamhole shirt, send them to us. All donations are currently going to get Mat’s bank account in the positive monies instead of all the negative monies it is in from the NYC trip.

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley in the month of April, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or /youtube or /brachive, or /forums or whatever.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $20 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere. I know, its outdated, I am currently working on a new poster.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, I know the itunes subscribe thing doesn’t work, so fuck me, but if you really wanna listen, I trust you will be smart enough to click advanced, then subscribe to feed, then paste our feed into that box. Your welcome.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, Big Mouths, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

 

 Ep 181: Ear Candy [76:21m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“He pushed his talent deep inside me.”

Kaboom hello and welcome to episode 181 of the jamhole comedy podcast. Please pardon the levels of the shows we are doing here in new york. We didn’t really test the full extent of recording with the laptop, and kind of forgot that it sounds like shit. So we did the best we could, and this is much better then not having shows at all right?… Right guys? Oh go fuck yourselves. Anyways, in tonights special thursday episode the jamhole takes over the ear candy new york podcast studio, but we weren’t complete assholes about it. We actually let Joe Cocozello and Adam Hiniker from the ear candy new york podcast hang out in the jamhole with us! Thats right folks, after we sat in on their episode 25, they sat in on our episode 181. Join Mat, Brayden, Danni, Joe, and Adam as we talk more about the jamhole new york experience including finding poop on the subways, not being able to find rockstars anywhere, marketing sparks to the children, Keith Malley’s stand up show, and stickering the holy living fuck out of anything and everything… And I mean everything. We also talk more about our punch in the face dot com business in addition to the new podcast gangbang site we are creating. After that we talk more about how shitty our overpriced hotel room is, having sex and flooding the bathroom, and Adam walking in on albinos fucking in public restrooms.  After that we answer Stereo Radiations question of the week for April 8th.

So after all that ridiculousness, we do some fuck my life, then we do some secret tweet joe cell phone style, then we do some news. News stories include: Robbing a bank. Pissing on old people on airplanes. Stabbing your brother because your starving.

A huge thanks to Ear Candy newyork for letting us destroy their place. Leave us voicemails at 406.204.4687. Follow the mat or sign up for sms updates on the side menu so you know when we are going to do our live shows there. We will do 3 or 4 shows while in New York with all sorts of special guests. As always you can get archived footage of the live video shows on the listen live page, on the myspace page, or right here at thejamhole.com/brachive. We will be back Sunday night sometime for episode 182.

We got a shit load of stickers so if you want some email us with your address and donate 5 bucks or send a self addressed stamped envelope to The Jamhole @ P.O. Box 3652 Kalispell, MT 59903 Also if you have a show and your show has shirts, we are trading shirts for shirts so we can wear them on our live shows. Email info@thejamhole.com if your interested.

Jamhole shirts are twenty bucks. They look like this. Simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you a Jamhole shirt. If you have pictures of you wearing your jamhole shirt, send them to us. All donations are currently going towards our April 13th trip to New York for the KATG PARTY SUPAH PARTY!!

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley in the month of April, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or /youtube or /brachive, or /forums or whatever.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $20 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere. I know, its outdated, I am currently working on a new poster.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, I know the itunes subscribe thing doesn’t work, so fuck me, but if you really wanna listen, I trust you will be smart enough to click advanced, then subscribe to feed, then paste our feed into that box. Your welcome.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, Big Mouths, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

 

 Ep 180: New York City [106:28m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

” We can’t even talk in our thirteen hundred dollar hotel room?”

Hello and welcome to episode 180 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s show we have two of our friends/fans on the show, mds and violachick. We talk about how shitty New York is and all that bullshit. Our neighbors tell on us multiple times for being to loud so we get the pleasure of having people interrupt our show to tell us to shut the fuck up. We had to stop the show and continue it the next day when viola and mds were gone.

Following those words we do some fuck my life, then we do some confessions, then we do some news. News stories include: Fucking in the Wal-Mart parking lot, 14 mistakes and 13 different bitches, when trying to light yourself on fire don’t forget the lighter, 5 year old rides the subway by himself for 34 stops, and a mom driving her children around to steal shit from cars.

A huge thanks to MDS and Violachick for coming to our shitty hotel room and bringing large bottles of expensive liquor and smokes for danni. I hope you had as much fun visiting as we have staying in this dump. Leave us voicemails at 406.204.4687. Follow the jamhole twitter account or sign up for sms updates on the side menu so you know when we are going to do our live shows there. We will do 3 or 4 shows while in New York with all sorts of special guests. As always you can get archived footage of the live video shows on the listen live page, on the myspace page, or right here at thejamhole.com/brachive. We will be back Thursday night sometime for episode 181.

We got a shit load of stickers so if you want some email us with your address and donate 5 bucks or send a self addressed stamped envelope to The Jamhole @ P.O. Box 3652 Kalispell, MT 59903 Also if you have a show and your show has shirts, we are trading shirts for shirts so we can wear them on our live shows. Email info@thejamhole.com if your interested.

Jamhole shirts are twenty bucks. They look like this. Simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you a Jamhole shirt. If you have pictures of you wearing your jamhole shirt, send them to us. All donations are currently going towards our April 13th trip to New York for the KATG PARTY SUPAH PARTY!!

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley in the month of April, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or /youtube or /brachive, or /forums or whatever.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $20 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere. I know, its outdated, I am currently working on a new poster.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, I know the itunes subscribe thing doesn’t work, so fuck me, but if you really wanna listen, I trust you will be smart enough to click advanced, then subscribe to feed, then paste our feed into that box. Your welcome.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, Big Mouths, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

 

 Ep 179: Maximum Poundage [64:54m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“Would anyone else like to fuck us in the ass?”

Hello and welcome to episode 179 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s show, we talk a little bit about our trip to New York, this will be our last show until we get there so wish us luck and hopefully none of us get killed. Then we talk about how Livevideo keeps fucking us and supporting all their little 16 year old cam whores instead of us. After that we talk about how the airlines are also fucking us in the ass, why not since everyone else is.

Following those words we do some fuck my life, then we do some confessions, then we do some news. News stories include: Swedish parishioners unveil Lego statue of Jesus, 4 injured after drunk drivers collide in Wisconsin, Environmental agency offices pollute Wash. creek, Mass. liquor store offering home delivery, Minn. man charged after playing ‘Rambo’ with bow.

A huge thanks to everyone that came out for the Sunday night live make up show. Leave us voicemails at 406.204.4687. Follow the jamhole twitter account or sign up for sms updates on the side menu so you know when we are going to do our live shows there. We will do 3 or 4 shows while in New York with all sorts of special guests. As always you can get archived footage of the live video shows on the listen live page, on the myspace page, or right here at thejamhole.com/brachive. We will be back Wednesday night sometime for episode 180.

We got a shit load of stickers so if you want some email us with your address and donate 5 bucks or send a self addressed stamped envelope to The Jamhole @ P.O. Box 3652 Kalispell, MT 59903 Also if you have a show and your show has shirts, we are trading shirts for shirts so we can wear them on our live shows. Email info@thejamhole.com if your interested.

Jamhole shirts are twenty bucks. They look like this. Simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you a Jamhole shirt. If you have pictures of you wearing your jamhole shirt, send them to us. All donations are currently going towards our April 13th trip to New York for the KATG PARTY SUPAH PARTY!!

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley in the month of April, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or /youtube or /brachive, or /forums or whatever.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $20 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere. I know, its outdated, I am currently working on a new poster.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, I know the itunes subscribe thing doesn’t work, so fuck me, but if you really wanna listen, I trust you will be smart enough to click advanced, then subscribe to feed, then paste our feed into that box. Your welcome.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, Big Mouths, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

 

 Ep 178: Take Two [109:04m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“You got the meth right?”

Hello and welcome to episode 178 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights show, we talk a little bit about the Sisted Union fundraiser metal show for the Alzheipalooza concert on May 23rd. Then we talk about our actual Friday show, which you may notice is nowhere to be found. Yea, we were kind of puzzled by this as well. Fuck us for not having anyone else record the stream. Fuck cool edit pro 2.1 for crashing. Fuck livevideo for not archiving shit. And most of all, fuck the holy trinity of god the father, god the son, and god the holy spirit for making so many stupid fucking holidays that make businesses have to close. After that we talk about sluts at work tipping me 50 cents, trying to cash a niggas check on a saturday, and ending up at walmart of course. Then we talk about getting jumped over smokes, and what the fuck we are going to be doing while in New York.

Following those words we do some fuck my life, then we do some confessions, then we do some news. News stories include but are not limited to: Trying to jack drugs all mission impossible style. Busting caps at your local drive through. Rolling down the street smoking endo, sippin on gin and juice. Getting a good old cock meat sandwhich. Stealing a little piece of ancient history.

A huge thanks to everyone that came out for the Saturday night live make up show. Leave us voicemails for our special Sunday night Bon Voyage show at 406.204.4687. This will be the last show until we get to New York. Once there, follow the jamhole twitter account or sign up for sms updates on the side menu so you know when we are going to do our live shows there. We will do 3 or 4 shows while in New York with all sorts of special guests. As always you can get archived footage of the live video shows on the listen live page, on the myspace page, or right here at thejamhole.com/brachive. We will be back Sunday night around 11 pm for episode 179 and then we are packing our shit and heading to New York for the week. See you when we get there!

We got a shit load of stickers so if you want some email us with your address and donate 5 bucks or send a self addressed stamped envelope to The Jamhole @ P.O. Box 3652 Kalispell, MT 59903 Also if you have a show and your show has shirts, we are trading shirts for shirts so we can wear them on our live shows. Email info@thejamhole.com if your interested.

Jamhole shirts are twenty bucks. They look like this. Simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you a Jamhole shirt. If you have pictures of you wearing your jamhole shirt, send them to us. All donations are currently going towards our April 13th trip to New York for the KATG PARTY SUPAH PARTY!!

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley in the month of April, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or /youtube or /brachive, or /forums or whatever.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $20 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere. I know, its outdated, I am currently working on a new poster.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, I know the itunes subscribe thing doesn’t work, so fuck me, but if you really wanna listen, I trust you will be smart enough to click advanced, then subscribe to feed, then paste our feed into that box. Your welcome.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, Big Mouths, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

 

 Ep 177: Money Talks [122:04m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“Leave us smokers the fuck alone!”

Hello and welcome to episode 177 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s episode we start out talking about how we kinda fucked ourselves on where and when we have to be for our plane ride to NY. Then we talk about the equipment we are bringing so we can do live shows while in NY. Huge holla to the guys at Music One Workshop for always being there for us and helping us out with equipment and whatnot, and hopefully letting me pay for the rental of lapel mics when we get back from the trip (hint hint). Then we talk about the awesome jamhole logo sterling silver pendant Mat got for the first lady of the jamhole (holla out to LFB Goldwork you do awesome work, thank you very much from all of us, please don’t get me fired). So yea, you can all get one if you want, email info@thejamhole.com if your interested. While we are talking about this stuff, Danni is getting hit on in thejamhole.com/livevideo. Remember guys, if you wanna see these hot ass titties, its gonna cost you. She ain’t no cheap slut. At least not for you internet perv’s. So then we talk about how shitty buying roll your own tobacco is now, and how you can’t even find it around here anymore. Then we read a story about smoking.

After that we talk about 16 year old sluts… The search term you fucking perv’s. Jesus fucking christ. This is a comedy show, so if you want it to turn into a porn show, show us the money honey. After that we have to say a great big fuck you to Ticketmaster. You know what you did you fucking prick slut fuck. After that we talk about King Henry VIII and the new season of The Tudors, and how shit back then is pretty much the same as shit is now. So sad, we fail. So then we do some fuck my life, then we do some news. News stories include: Burning down the house, because you hate your life, wife, and children. Luring little children on the internet. Of course it was an undercover cop you fucking retard.

We finally got the videos of the abortion protesters up on thejamhole.com/youtube and thejamhole.com/forums, and also our live video section.

We got a shit load of stickers so if you want some email us with your address and donate 5 bucks or send a self addressed stamped envelope to The Jamhole @ P.O. Box 3652 Kalispell, MT 59903 Also if you have a show and your show has shirts, we are trading shirts for shirts so we can wear them on our live shows. Email info@thejamhole.com if your interested.

A huge thanks to everyone that came out for the Wednesday night live show. Leave us voicemails for Friday nights show at 406.204.4687. As always you can get archived footage of the live video shows on the listen live page, on the myspace page, or right here at thejamhole.com/brachive. We will be back Friday around 11 pm for episode 178. HOLLA!

Jamhole shirts are twenty bucks. They look like this. Simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you a Jamhole shirt. If you have pictures of you wearing your jamhole shirt, send them to us. All donations are currently going towards our April 13th trip to New York for the KATG PARTY SUPAH PARTY!!

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley in the month of April, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or /youtube or /brachive, or /forums or whatever.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $20 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere. I know, its outdated, I am currently working on a new poster.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, I know the itunes subscribe thing doesn’t work, so fuck me, but if you really wanna listen, I trust you will be smart enough to click advanced, then subscribe to feed, then paste our feed into that box. Your welcome.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact us page. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, Big Mouths, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!

 

 Ep 176: Equilibrium [105:06m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

“I grabbed the kid snapped it’s neck and continued on with my day.”

Hello and welcome to episode 176 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s episode we start off talking about our feedback system not working, which will lead to even more shit not working later. Mat gets serious for a minute, no jokes, and tells us about his sickness and how it’s getting more difficult for him to keep under control and he may snap any day now, which of course leads us to talking about people having too many pets and dogs… I mean kids and dogs. After that we talk about the fall of Christianity which will lead us to the end of America some how and that’s about when the show starts to train wreck so I hope you all enjoy the shit out of that. Then we talk about the 11 steps to get your balls back from your bitch ass fat pig of a wife for a moment so you can jerk it in your bed while she’s asleep without waking her up.

After that we do some fuck my life, then we do some confessions, then we do some more news. News stories include: Getting your wife back for cheating on you by killing your 5 kids and then yourself, Getting drunk on breast milk while driving, fucking bitches to death with your meatsword, and of course what better way to mourn the death of a loved one by showing up to the wake with a beer in had to start a fight.

We finally got the videos of the abortion protesters up on thejamhole.com/youtube and thejamhole.com/forums, and also our live video section.

We got a shit load of stickers so if you want some email us with your address and donate 5 bucks or send a self addressed stamped envelope to The Jamhole @ P.O. Box 3652 Kalispell, MT 59903 Also if you have a show and your show has shirts, we are trading shirts for shirts so we can wear them on our live shows. Email info@thejamhole.com if your interested.

A huge thanks to everyone that came out for the Monday night live show. Leave us voicemails for Monday nights show at 406.204.4687. As always you can get archived footage of the live video shows on the listen live page, on the myspacepage, or right here at thejamhole.com/brachive. We will be back Wednesday around 11 pm for episode 177. HOLLA!

Jamhole shirts are twenty bucks. They look like this. Simply go to thejamhole.com/donate and send us 20 bucks, and we will send you a Jamhole shirt. If you have pictures of you wearing your jamhole shirt, send them to us. All donations are currently going towards our April 13th trip to New York for the KATG PARTY SUPAH PARTY!!

The live show call in number is 406-204-4687 so put that in your phones for the next live show. You can also call during off hours and leave a voicemail for us to play on the next show. How fucking cool is that? Its really fucking cool.

If you haven’t voted for The Jamhole on Podcast Alley, you should probably go do that. For some reason this stupid site helps us get new listeners. The more votes we get, the higher up in the ranking we go, which means more people will see us.

We are now doing live shows via live video. The easiest way to remember is to follow us on twitter or sign up for sms updates. The easy address is thejamhole.com/livevideo for the live show and thejamhole.com/twitter. Basically if your looking for the Jamhole somewhere, try typing thejamhole.com/myspace or /youtube or /brachive, or /forums orwhatever.

If you would like to physically send us something, we now have a P.O. Box! Feel free to send us stuff. The address is:

The Jamhole
P.O. Box 3652
Kalispell, MT 59903

The Jamhole t-shirts are available in medium, large, and extra-large while supplies last. Until we get our shit together enough to have a real store, paypal us $20 and what size you want. If you don’t have paypal, send cash money nigga in a greeting card to the Jamhole P.O. box.

Click here for The Jamhole poster we made, please print some out and put them up everywhere. I know, its outdated, I am currently working on a new poster.

Subscribe by pasting this: http://thejamhole.com/?feed=podcast into your iTunes or podcast listening software, I know the itunes subscribe thing doesn’t work, so fuck me, but if you really wanna listen, I trust you will be smart enough to click advanced, then subscribe to feed, then paste our feed into that box. Your welcome.

Send all your questions, comments, feedback, and anything else you have to say to us to info@thejamhole.com Don’t forget, if you’re lazy, you can just leave us a comment on the show notes, or use the comment form on the contact uspage. You can also join the jamhole forums, its our super secret internet lair. Don’t forget to check the side menu, we have all sorts of shit for you to get into.

Check out Keith and the Girl, Distorted View, Sick and Wrong, Stereo Radiation, Brianisinyou, Uhh Yeah Dude, The Skeptics’ Guide, Science Talk, Astronomy Cast, Hot Cakes, Big Mouths, This Angry Silence, and Unappreciative Thoughts. If you’re looking for something else to listen to while you’re waiting for the next episode of The Jamhole, check out these other podcasts. We listen to them, so you should too. If you have a show, email us and we’ll check it out. If we deem it worthy, we’ll add it to our list.

Thanks for listening, tell a friend!