Monthly Archives: April 2009

Ep 185: Natural Selection

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“I just need to have sex with something.”

Hello and welcome to episode 185 of The Jamhole free comedy podcast. In tonight’s show we talk about our pissing technique for some reason, not sure how that started. Then we talk about big donkey dick Chris and the crazy ideas he’s getting in his head. Uhh Yeah Dude will be doing their first live audience show May 2nd so any of you fuckers down in Cali check that out, I’m sure it will be a great time. None of us can make it because we’re all still broke from New York still. Also we will be doing our first live audience show May 23rd at Depot Park here in Kalispell, try and make it out for that if you can. If you need a place to stay we will do our best to put a roof over your head. After that we talk about the new AIDS brought to you by dirty Mexicans fucking fat pigs that we all call the Swine Flu. After that we talk about some more big fat disgusting pigs that we sadly call human beings up in the fatosphere, and big fat blog.  Then we talk some more about how fat people are destroying the planet and why they all should just be killed.. basically.

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Ep 184: In The Face

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“You already hogged all the drugs and you took the fucking gun.”

Hello and welcome to episode 184 of the jamhole free comedy podcast. In tonights show we talk about more proof that people are totally not raising their kids, the correlation between how religious someone is, and how smart they are, how vaccines still don’t cause autism, and more proof that god still does not exist, and old dying traditions. Then we talk about some more stupid shit people here in Montana protest, which then of course leads us into the question of the week. Also throughout the show, we get interrupted by some craigslist douche bag that we call on our friends behalf, so if you wanna give him a call, his number and email address can be found in the show.

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Ep 183: Minus People

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“At least I don’t queef!”

Hello and welcome to episode 183 of the jamhole free comedy podcast. In tonights show we start out talking about things in your butt, a little craigslist punking by our “Friends” at the bigmouths podcast. You are a son of a bitch Josh. So then we talk about the new book mat is reading entitled The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins. We read some excerpts from the book and discuss for a few, then we talk about spending negative sign monies. After that we talk about the book of matthew, and why musicians create hidden tracks on their albums, the May 23rd live audience / metal show aka Alzheipalooza, more people Mat delivers to being on autopilot, and finally we speak about girls farting.

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Ep 182: Negative Money Land

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“Go get the nuts!”

Hello and welcome to episode 182 of the jamhole free comedy podcast. This is the first show back at home base since our trip to New York for the katg party super party week! Its so fucking nice to be back in the saddle again, recording shows on professional quality equipment (no offense ear candy NY), and being back in a place where you can actually get 2 big rockstars for the price of one little rockstar. On tonights episode we talk about the last part of our trip to New York, including all the bullshit airport delays and shit. After that we get into why Mat has negative money in his bank account instead of plus monies, then we talk about fail whales on planes with a story sent in by 26.

Also, real quick, it appears we were actually punked by a fellow podcast friend of ours. This is actually why we have been getting all the calls from people not talking during our live shows. A very humorous joke on Mat by Josh of the Bigmouths podcast. Touche my friend, touche… And so the game begins…

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Ep 181: Ranch Humor

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“He pushed his talent deep inside me.”

Kaboom hello and welcome to episode 181 of the jamhole comedy podcast. Please pardon the levels of the shows we are doing here in new york. We didn’t really test the full extent of recording with the laptop, and kind of forgot that it sounds like shit. So we did the best we could, and this is much better then not having shows at all right?… Right guys? Oh go fuck yourselves. Anyways, in tonights special thursday episode the jamhole takes over the ear candy new york podcast studio, but we weren’t complete assholes about it. We actually let Joe Cocozello and Adam Hiniker from the ear candy new york podcast hang out in the jamhole with us! Thats right folks, after we sat in on their episode 25, they sat in on our episode 181. Join Mat, Brayden, Danni, Joe, and Adam as we talk more about the jamhole new york experience including finding poop on the subways, not being able to find rockstars anywhere, marketing sparks to the children, Keith Malley’s stand up show, and stickering the holy living fuck out of anything and everything… And I mean everything. We also talk more about our punch in the face dot com business in addition to the new podcast gangbang site we are creating. After that we talk more about how shitty our overpriced hotel room is, having sex and flooding the bathroom, and Adam walking in on albinos fucking in public restrooms.  After that we answer Stereo Radiations question of the week for April 8th.

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Ep 180: New York City

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” We can’t even talk in our thirteen hundred dollar hotel room?”

Hello and welcome to episode 180 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s show we have two of our friends/fans on the show, mds and violachick. We talk about how shitty New York is and all that bullshit. Our neighbors tell on us multiple times for being to loud so we get the pleasure of having people interrupt our show to tell us to shut the fuck up. We had to stop the show and continue it the next day when viola and mds were gone.

Following those words we do some fuck my life, then we do some confessions, then we do some news. News stories include: Fucking in the Wal-Mart parking lot, 14 mistakes and 13 different bitches, when trying to light yourself on fire don’t forget the lighter, 5 year old rides the subway by himself for 34 stops, and a mom driving her children around to steal shit from cars.

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Ep 179: Maximum Poundage

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“Would anyone else like to fuck us in the ass?”

Hello and welcome to episode 179 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s show, we talk a little bit about our trip to New York, this will be our last show until we get there so wish us luck and hopefully none of us get killed. Then we talk about how Livevideo keeps fucking us and supporting all their little 16 year old cam whores instead of us. After that we talk about how the airlines are also fucking us in the ass, why not since everyone else is.

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Ep 178: Take Two

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“You got the meth right?”

Hello and welcome to episode 178 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonights show, we talk a little bit about the Sisted Union fundraiser metal show for the Alzheipalooza concert on May 23rd. Then we talk about our actual Friday show, which you may notice is nowhere to be found. Yea, we were kind of puzzled by this as well. Fuck us for not having anyone else record the stream. Fuck cool edit pro 2.1 for crashing. Fuck livevideo for not archiving shit. And most of all, fuck the holy trinity of god the father, god the son, and god the holy spirit for making so many stupid fucking holidays that make businesses have to close. After that we talk about sluts at work tipping me 50 cents, trying to cash a niggas check on a saturday, and ending up at walmart of course. Then we talk about getting jumped over smokes, and what the fuck we are going to be doing while in New York.

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Ep 177: Money Talks

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“Leave us smokers the fuck alone!”

Hello and welcome to episode 177 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s episode we start out talking about how we kinda fucked ourselves on where and when we have to be for our plane ride to NY. Then we talk about the equipment we are bringing so we can do live shows while in NY. Huge holla to the guys at Music One Workshop for always being there for us and helping us out with equipment and whatnot, and hopefully letting me pay for the rental of lapel mics when we get back from the trip (hint hint). Then we talk about the awesome jamhole logo sterling silver pendant Mat got for the first lady of the jamhole (holla out to LFB Goldwork you do awesome work, thank you very much from all of us, please don’t get me fired). So yea, you can all get one if you want, email info@thejamhole.com if your interested. While we are talking about this stuff, Danni is getting hit on in thejamhole.com/livevideo. Remember guys, if you wanna see these hot ass titties, its gonna cost you. She ain’t no cheap slut. At least not for you internet perv’s. So then we talk about how shitty buying roll your own tobacco is now, and how you can’t even find it around here anymore. Then we read a story about smoking.

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Ep 176: Equilibrium

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“I grabbed the kid snapped it’s neck and continued on with my day.”

Hello and welcome to episode 176 of The Jamhole live comedy video / audio podcast. In tonight’s episode we start off talking about our feedback system not working, which will lead to even more shit not working later. Mat gets serious for a minute, no jokes, and tells us about his sickness and how it’s getting more difficult for him to keep under control and he may snap any day now, which of course leads us to talking about people having too many pets and dogs… I mean kids and dogs. After that we talk about the fall of Christianity which will lead us to the end of America some how and that’s about when the show starts to train wreck so I hope you all enjoy the shit out of that. Then we talk about the 11 steps to get your balls back from your bitch ass fat pig of a wife for a moment so you can jerk it in your bed while she’s asleep without waking her up.

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