Ep 304: Baby Killing Spree

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“I will make a movie about me, kicking your fucking ass.” The more I read “God is not Great” by Christopher Hitchens, the more my mind is blown at how people can believe some of the things they believe in. It’s like they stopped caring about what was going on around them five years after…… Continue reading Ep 304: Baby Killing Spree

Ep 303: Tech Support

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“I need fur to express my inner being.” So it’s that time of year again, when the president addresses this great nation of ours. What I find very amusing about this whole thing, is that he keeps saying things we already know. Let’s get back to work he says. Hey Obama, we’ve been working this…… Continue reading Ep 303: Tech Support

Ep 302: Business or Pleasure

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“Dana’s in the bathroom right now, and she wants to blow you.” I was going to write something completely clever and thought provoking here, but I don’t want to spoil the actual episode too much. Plus because of who we had on as a guest, I’m not really allowed to say anything. I know this…… Continue reading Ep 302: Business or Pleasure

Ep 301: Church Punk

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“I should write a parenting book, I hate kids.” The older I get, the more I start to have massive, blinding realizations about things. Some more obvious than others, always ending up bringing a cheeky grin to my sad weathered face. The latest of these is the whole 21st birthday thing. Probably because just last…… Continue reading Ep 301: Church Punk

Ep 300: And Still Shit

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“Do you remember when we got ripped off for buying weed, twice?” Three hundred episodes in the can, almost two years of doing the jamhole and we’re still going strong. Just make sure you don’t measure how strong we are going by the sound of this episodes Kaboom. Let me give you a little inside…… Continue reading Ep 300: And Still Shit

Ep 299: Purple Rabbit

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“Alright dude, I gotta go home, fuck mat and do the show.” There are fewer things in life more frustrating than a great plan gone horribly wrong. I have had so much sex in the last 10 days, I fear my penis has run away. If you see my penis, give her my regards. I…… Continue reading Ep 299: Purple Rabbit

Ep 298: Menopause

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“You came, and then you walked away.” I wonder how much money people get paid to be on a show like hoarders. What would your limit be if someone paid you to live like a complete and utter slob? I think for me it would have to be at least 6 to 7 figures, depending…… Continue reading Ep 298: Menopause

Ep 297: Third World Shithole

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“Fox news flash, you’re the retard.” Do you realize that having a hundred different versions of the same bullshit belief system is NOT a good thing? It wouldn’t be so bad, except for the fact that they all contradict each other, which leads me to believe that they are all bullshit. Especially if you use…… Continue reading Ep 297: Third World Shithole

Ep 296: Sperm Wars

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“I’m never licking your taint again.” Sarah Palin on fox? Hahahaha, that seriously confirmed the image  I had in my mind’s eye when people said the words Fox News. Sarah fucking Palin. I would totally be all for it if she was replacing glenn beck, or some other woman, but she is a fucking news…… Continue reading Ep 296: Sperm Wars

Ep 295: Shelter Island

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“Stay the fuck off of my 92.7.” In all my years being connected to the internet, I’ve seen my fair share of fucked up shit. It usually comes in the form of a stretched out asshole with shit all over it, or a horse cock penetrating a human male to death, or a glass getting…… Continue reading Ep 295: Shelter Island