Ep 252: Smokers Welcome

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“Sometimes chicks just wanna fuck!”

We learn a lot in tonight’s episode of the jamhole. For example, the feminine name Zoe is actually pronounced Zoey. Who would have thought? Not me that’s for sure. I also find it interesting that people who claim to be the  most religious are without a doubt, the most hypocritical, ignorant, self righteous weirdos I have ever come into contact with. It’s almost as if religion (doesn’t matter which one you pick) is like an internet worm. Once it infects you, it wreaks havoc on your system, then before it completely destroys said system, it sends itself to everyone in your contacts list. The only way to make sure you are protected from such a blatant viral infection of this magnitude, is to arm yourself with knowledge, evidence based science, and common sense. There is a good reason we are called the brights. Regardless of which fairytale you pick, keep that shit to yourself… And hey 40 days for life people, didn’t you pray hard enough the last time you were out protesting the abortion clinic for 40 days? What’s the matter, did your prayers fall on def ears? Of course, if nothing changed the last time, you’ll just have to pray harder this time around. You are so fucking crazy if you think you are talking to anyone but yourself. Give me one good solid piece of evidence that any prayer from the beginning of time until now has been answered, and I’ll change The Jamhole into a christian podcast, get married, have kids, and go to church every sunday. I dare you.

  • So Danni has the h1Nword flu, or something like that. Berger brought it here from Michigan. Thanks berger! In other news, I have world war three happening inside my body. My ninja white blood cells are destroying the h1Nword virus, no problem.
  • My penis is functioning just fine now thanks. As long as I drain it every couple of days. Show of hands, who was grossed out by the story I told about sitting in the truck, draining the main vein? If only cyst juice was a popular commodity, we would be rich!
  • The Jamhole is proud to be a part of the North American Rock Pod Tour!
  • Welcome Zoe Vette and The Revolvers to The Jamhole. Check out their EP “Trash is the New Glamour” available right here. You can also hear the track “Ground Ginger” at the end of this episode.
  • Times are tough for podcasters as well as musicians. We gots bills to pay bitches. Start forking over the money!
  • Is that Joan Jett doing a Lita Ford cover? No silly, it’s Zoe Vette!
  • If you need drugs to enjoy your life, then your life sucks. Do drugs because you like getting fucked up.
  • Check out the Spirit Bear info Zoe was talking about. Fucking hippies 🙂
  • I had no idea who Marc Bolan is. I faked it pretty good huh?
  • Things that kill more people than weed.
  • If you are going to cover someone’s song on your album, make sure the artist is dead.
  • If you forgot, go back and check out the “Trash is the New Glamour” Ep from Zoe Vette and the Revolvers.
  • If you wanna support the show, buy some jamhole church stickers, jamhole shirts, or “The Book of Matthew” at the jamhole store. Or you can just give us money. Let’s get Danni a swivel arm mic like mine!
  • Holla at the sponsors! When do we get sponsors? Oh well, at least the spirit bear thing is cool.
  • This is who John Sinclair is, if you were curious. Never let it be said that my show notes are lacking.
  • My penis is pretty much better now, thank you all for the get well cards.
  • Apparently Travelex is a real company, and people use their name and branding for scams quite often. It is not actually a young Nigerian buck. That was my bad. The more you know right?
  • Starting today, no more smoking anywhere cool. The people of Great Falls speak out. So do we. Honestly, I don’t give a shit. Hey Bill, you going to the smoke in? Bring the kids!
  • Shazam from Random Rimjobs calls in and talks sexy time about filming porn! She also diagnoses our relationship. I win!
  • Religion will one day annihilate the world. Good job guys. This is what I saw that started this whole thing. Honestly, who gives a shit. Thanks for ruining everything for the rest of us. Asshole.
  • That sucks about losing your radio station John Stokes. You should start a podcast. Actually, you should take all your crazy god freak homeopath weirdos and go to Utah. Fuck culligan!
  • This is what happens when you use made up bullshit to treat real life diseases. Not exactly a happy ending. They should probably just kill the parents now before they breed again.
  • Hot Toddy is the best name for a drink. When shit hits the fan, go to a doctor and pray to god he blessed you with a sweet ass health insurance policy.
  • Robbing a bitch, then asking her out on a date. Should have changed your voice bro.
  • Let’s give berger the “Most Prestigious Stumbler” award! Check out our shit and his on the stumbles.
  • Highly religious states have more sluts. It’s a proven fact.
  • What is the proper protocol when approaching a large person in a hall at work? Discuss.
  • Danni doesn’t care about peoples feelings. Get the fuck out of her way.
  • These are the people saving your life. Good luck.
  • Enjoy the track at the end of the show! It’s called Ground Ginger.
  • Bob

    just listening to the part of this show talking about opposite religions fucking up.

    that’s why i made this shit a few years ago with the most deadly sentence on it 😉

    http://reality-sucks.org/temp/mygod.jpg

  • mat

    that is fucking awesome