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Ep 239: Demolition Man

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“If you need to suck a dick, then suck a dick dude.”

You know something, I came home today after my route was done just so I could do the show notes so I wouldn’t have to do them later tonight. I ended up taking a few bong rips, staring at the Internet for a few minutes, then decided to jerk off instead. So now, rather than getting to read something clever and awesome that I’ve written for you, you get to read my excuse as to why I didn’t do the show notes. Well, I’ll tell you why. Jerking off feels better than doing show notes. Ask any podcaster, and they’ll tell you the same thing. Although some podcasters have the convenience of someone else doing their show notes for them, I guarantee if you ask that someone else, they will tell you the same thing. Jerking off just feels better. I will tell you this though. It’s a new month, so of course I have to ask you to click thejamhole.com/vote, put in your email address, and hit submit. Don’t forget to verify the link they email you. This helps us gain more visibility on that sorry sack of shit site called podcast alley. Hey, remember back in the day when the owner of that site actually gave a shit about it? Oh well, for some stupid reason people still use it, so I have to ask. This feels worse I think than having ads in the middle of your podcast. I don’t think I could sleep properly anymore if that happened to the jamhole. I would feel really awful about it. Anyways, I should probably go squeeze my dick and get the rest of the semen out of it so I don’t stain my shorts, and get my sexy self back to work. Enjoy the notes!

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Ep 234: Save a Whale

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“If you can’t deal, you’re a faggot.”

With everything happening in the world today, most of it affecting everyone on a larger scale, it amazes me people still find the time to complain and be ┬ábothered about stupid shit. He called me a skank on his blog, she made a sign that makes fun of fat people, you don’t believe what I do, you look different than me, you have sex with the same gender, and the list goes on. Hey people, maybe if you spent more time worrying about shit that matters, like maybe the fact that your children are going to be retarded as fuck because their text books are way out dated, or the fact that we are completely fucking up the planet we live on, and so far we haven’t found a suitable replacement planet, or maybe the fact that we are at the mercy of a handful of companies, and as much as you like to think they have your best interest in mind, they don’t. Just please, open your eyes and focus on something that matters for a change, before its even more too late than it already probably is. Who gives a shit about who’s cheating on who on your favorite tv show, none of that is gonna matter pretty soon when our society is reduced to nothing more than a bunch of fat uneducated, unmotivated, uninspired retards, and our planet is falling apart at the seams. No offense to retards or seams of course. That’s your parents fault. Good luck everyone!

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