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Ep 557: Serious Penalties

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“You can’t use legislation to save a dying business model.”

the jamhole, something fishy.

I just got back from our good friend Adam’s place, and I have to say something I saw there changed my life. So check this out, and I’m sure this is probably most obvious to those of you who do this, but he has these fairly large salt water fish tanks. Inside each is a whole Adam sustained, vibrantly colorful ecosystem. It’s alive! Everything in there is alive, and for the most part lives day to day just doing it’s thing, completely unaware of the world around it, the world outside of the fish tank. What really blows my mind is that each of these creatures have their own mannerisms and personalities. It was really weird to watch. I shrunk myself down in my mind and started walking around inside the fish tank. There were creatures in there I’ve never seen or heard of before. Cool looking starfish that looked like an octopus and walked around like an alien. I don’t know, I’m sure a lot of you are reading this like duh Mat, fish are cool and that’s why people have them. From what Adam said, it’s quite a bit of work to take care of them all, but for the pure relaxing satisfaction of being able to sit around and watch life in progress interact with itself and the most basic level, is really something cool to behold. If I had lots of money, I would totally have a room with a circular type couch in the middle, and around the couch I would have a giant salt water fish tank. I would go to that room to be completely zen, smoke pot and write. Or eat mushrooms and stare at the fish. Anyway, thanks for letting me stare at your fish like a child. It was a very eye opening experience. If you want to see all the pics I took, check out my Google+. Here’s some notes!

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Ep 556: Lockdown Newbies

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“No you don’t, you live in this online fake reality.”

Sopa Bad internet good

This is how you change the damn world, one mind at a time. Please keep an eye on this and pay attention. Pay attention like your life depends on it. Now press play and follow along. This is a comedy show, but sometimes we need to be serious with you. This is one of those times. We discuss a lot of really important topics in this episode. Of course, most of those topics get made the fool, because let’s face it, if you can’t laugh at the sad kitten moments in life, how do you ever expect to survive? Evolve or die right? I mean really, if the fool made the topic, it seems only poetic.

We saw some history in the making this past week, and it was very inspiring. I hope this inspires a generation or two to get off their asses, turn the video games off, and start looking around at what you can do in life to make this world a little better. Because at the rate things are going, those who have had control of the planet for the last few decades, have, to put it bluntly, fucked some serious shit up. But think about it, what do they care? They are going to be dead within the next decade, so they don’t give a shit. It’s our problem. It’s your problem. It’s my problem. I really think if we can look at educating the younger generations and instill in them this deep seeded idea of urgent unity, we can eventually turn things around. No body said it would be easy, but it’s something that must be done. We must no longer allow greed and corruption the power to shape our government and bias decisions that affect all of us. This whole system is outdated and needs to be upgraded, or built once again from the ground up.

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Ep 555: Censored

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“They basically just do the same thing that you do, except they’re good at it.”

Censored

Here are the show notes, short, quick and to the point. I find sometimes I have a hard time being concise when I write these damn things. I’m going to make an effort to be more mindful of everyone’s time, and try to understand better that not everyone has time to read full on essays about a stupid comedy talk show. That being said, I try to be complete, so no matter if you choose to listen to the show and follow along, just listen or just read, you get the full Jamhole experience. Are you experienced? History was made on January 18th, are you in the know? Do you even know what this fight is all about? Does it even matter? Who cares, just do what you came here to do, and read some show notes!
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Ep 551: Mass Ejection

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“Well yeah, I don’t know what my mom tastes like though.”

Christmas has come and gone, another year almost finished. One thing you can usually depend on is The Jamhole delivering free awesome content to help kill your time with. That’s right, it’s time to re-brand ourselves, and show the world we really are. A massive waste of time! I know when people listen to podcasts, unless they are learning something, you’re actually just finding ways to help keep your mind occupied (don’t pepper spray me bro), for however long you need a break. That’s what we do best. We have discussions about all sorts of crazy stupid whack shit, hopefully making you laugh and think a little more than usual, and by the time you check back into reality, the appropriate amount of time has passed. The Jamhole, professional time killers. Just like that arcade game. Remember Time Killers? Oh well, here’s some fucking notes!

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Ep 550: God Dong

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“Not everything in life is about sex.”

Another great episode of your favorite comedy podcast. Getting up there, almost 600 damn episodes. Hi, how’s it going? Have we met? My life, and those I interact with will reside for eternity within the pages of this show. Just the way I like it. Do you like it? I sure hope so, because if not, then it’s all for not. So tie it in a knot or tie it in a bow and let’s get on with this show. Here’s some fucking notes.

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