TJH 826: The Ultimate Rebound

The Jamhole Ep 826

“You went from complete nobody, to a complete somebody.”

Happy birthday to you, and also to us, and when I say us, I mean the Jamhole!

Happy Birthday ya filthy animals
Happy Birthday to the Jamhole, and to BJ!

You couldn’t pay for the kind of relationship matching accuracy and true long term happiness this podcast has brought me. It took a while, but in the end, it was completely worth it.

If you are struggling finding love, you don’t need a dating coach, you simply need to host a podcast about your life for 10 years or more. If you build it, they will… You know. They will come. Wanky wank.

Finnbedo Collaboration

Robo from RAC FM wrote a 5,000+ word essay on me, my lyrics, my victories, as well as my defeats. Thank you sir, I am honored.

I will teach you how to be funny, and that right there is something some say cannot be taught. Let me unlock the funny in your funny bones.

Truth and Lies: Fatal Dive to the Titanic
Truth and Lies: Fatal Dive to the Titanic

If you like to watch rich people hand out I told you so’s to other rich people who may or may no longer be with us, you’re gonna love Truth and Lies: Fatal Dive to the Titanic. You can catch it here on Hulu and probably a bunch of other places.

The Voyage of Sorcerer II by J. Craig Venter & David Ewing Duncan
The Voyage of Sorcerer II by J. Craig Venter & David Ewing Duncan

Earlier this week the Pleb Book Club (PBC) has finished up reading The Voyage of Sorcerer II by J. Craig Venter & David Ewing Duncan, which you can find here on Amazon. I loved every page of this book.

J. Craig Venter Institute
J. Craig Venter Institute

It’s the kind of book that makes you want to drop whatever you’re doing to go be a vacation scientist on a hundred foot yacht turned research vessel, mapping genomes and sipping rainbow colored drinks in exotic places. That sounds like the life!

The End of the World is just the Beginning by Peter Zeihan
The End of the World Is Just the Beginning: Mapping the Collapse of Globalization by Peter Zeihan

Next up for the Pleb Book Club, we have just started reading The End of the World Is Just the Beginning: Mapping the Collapse of Globalization by Peter Zeihan. I’m only about 30 pages in, but so far it’s super interesting. Shout out to the homie on Telegram that recommended this one.

Backhoe Life
Backhoe life!

In the news today to kick things off, we have a thief who drove a stolen backhoe 250 miles at a speed of up to 25 mph from Bend Oregon to Mattawa Washington. Respect.

I might have to start offering classes on how to be more humorous.

Ant Pruitt
Ant Pruitt

Podcast shout out of the week! The homie Ant Pruitt is one of the hardest working cats I have the pleasure of calling an IRL friend. Check out the video playlist below, or check out the audio here.

If you are looking for something fresh to listen to, our homie Ant has a podcast! This one is called Everyday People Everyday Shit.

Be sure to subscribe to his channel on YouTube and check out his Patreon here.

Mess with the bull, get the horns
Mess with the bull, get the horns

Mess with the bull, get the horns, even if you are in Compton, and that bull is a pitbull.

Ben with a Pen handmade artisanal art stuff
Ben with a Pen, artist extraordinaire!

Speaking of supporting the homies, Ben could use a few merch sales if you see anything that catches your eye!

Shout out to Ben, who is currently struggling (I know, join the club right?), because apparently Door Dashing isn’t all it’s cracked up to be sometimes. He would super appreciate it if you hit up his website and bought something dope.

Who else did Nazi that coming?

So are the Nazis really making a “come back?”

I’m all for free speech, but when your speech starts sounding all Nazi and shit, things could get pricey.

Nazi Feds

The comments are pretty amusing…

Pensacola Nazis showing up and checking in. My my they have been busy.

What’s up with your cremation business? I know what my papa’s ashes should look like, and this ain’t it. Apparently they also found a woman’s corpse and 30 cremated remains after an ex-funeral home owner gets evicted from their house.

North Carolina showing up this week with a wilderness treatment camp from hell…

the good ol days
Ah the 90s, also known as the “Good Ol Days.”
Danish Matchstick Man

39 year old Peter von Tangen Buskov was awarded the title for the most matches held in the nose when he surpassed Guinness World Records’ goal of 45 matchsticks. He managed to get 68 of those fuckers in there. Which is odd to me he didn’t go for the magic number. But that’s Danish people for you I guess.

West Virginia showing up this week and taking home the trophy and the award for winning the 2024 least educated state. Congratulations.


Eat your heart out Neuralink, I too, can move my mouse with my mind. That’s literally how everyone does it. Big woop.

Speaking of Elon Musk, there was a Twitter space with him on there the other day. You can listen to it here on TerraSpaces.

If you are listening to the very end of the podcast, you are probably wondering why the fuck there’s still 20 minutes left. Ladies and gentle germs, I proudly present to you, a little game I’m calling Master Journalist.

Tim Henson Distorted View Daily
Tim Henson, media darling.

This is a forced collab (Did I say forced? I meant FUN) with The Jamhole and Distorted View. Each journalist will report on the same story, but with a competitive roast sort of vibe.

If you want to hear the original episode from the Jamhole this baby in the oven article came from, it was episode 825 from February 11th 2024. Distorted View reported on it during the February 13th 2024 episode.

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Take the Money
Take the Money
Clown Ass Shit House
Imagine the Smell
Imagine the Smell™
GM Fam!
GM Fam!
Little Nightmares
Little Nightmares

Check out the first two EP’s released by Finn Martin AKA Mat Lee and RAC FM Records.
Ep 1 is Little Nightmares, Imagine the Smell™, GM Fam, and PLUNDR all available now on Bandcamp, OmniFlix, and OpenSea.
Ep 2 is Kosmosovo, Take the Money, C.A.S.H., and the Art of Bork Bork (not released yet), also available on Stargaze (maybe) and Bandcamp (definitely).

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By Finn

Creating dope shit since the chromosome split...