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Ep 258: Diss Me Diss You

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“Sometimes you gotta call a spade a spade, am I right or am I right?”

There comes a time in every podcast’s life where it eventually out grows the space it lives in. If you noticed the account suspended message right after the live show on Wednesday night, all the way through yesterday afternoon, then you will know my pain. I about shit myself AGAIN after I saw the account suspended message when I tried to post this episode. We will discuss this a little bit on Friday’s episode, but to sum it up, basically, The Jamhole was using way more than the allowed server resources (memory and processor), to be on a shared server plan. So long story short, The Jamhole and all of you awesome crazy motherfuckers of the great nation of Jamholia, caused the shared server to become very unstable. Nice work! I would like to thank our awesome web host for getting us back up and running on our very own server so quickly. I would also like to apologize to the first person that took my call the morning after the site got shut down. Let’s just say I wasn’t exactly the perfect picture of kindness and whoever that person was, they got the culmination of 258 episodes worth of my verbal wrath. I know it wasn’t your fault, but you were the first real person to get my call after four different automated menus, and a half hour hold time. I would also like to thank Jennifer for being so patient with me, and for cutting a few corners here and there to get us back up and running as quickly as humanly (or digitally) possible. You guys moved over 20 gigs worth of Jamhole awesomeness really fucking fast! So yea, we’re back up and better than ever. We are also paying a shitload more money to have our own dual core processing, dedicated server. So please go check out the trailer of our 250th episode live party show, and if you feel so compelled, go buy the full length movie and other awesome Jamhole merchandise! Support your favorite podcast.

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Ep 245: Neosemen

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“You know that cum heals everything right?”

There are many things in life and the reality the media and those in control have created for us that I could really give a fuck less about. A couple of those things are starting up again, as they are seasonal annoyances. The VMA’s being one of them, and football season being another. We discuss quite a few things in tonight’s episode, I just wanted to reiterate how stupid I think this is. I know that somehow, a lot of you think football is such a great sport, passed down to man from the gods themselves. But seriously, you all act like you play the sport yourself, which you do not. You don’t play shit, unless of course you count that stupid fantasy football shit, which only counts in as much as dungeons and dragons counts you being a real dragon slayer. There is absolutely nothing in your life that you do that has any effect, negative or positive, on any football team, past, present, or future. Unless of course, you take all that fantasy money you won playing fantasy football, and you buy yourself a real football team.

For a bunch of adults that have adult jobs and adult responsibilities like raising kids and paying bills, you all act like uneducated cattle. Just because maybe once upon a time you had a dream drilled into your still young, malleable brains, that one day you were going to grow up big and strong and play pro ball, and maybe, instead, grew up lazy and fat and your father watched those dreams of his crumble before his very own eyes like so many cookie crumbs on your shirt, so now you get a raging hard on whenever you see the NFL on television, or hear anyone speak of football, and to this day you still have no idea why. Sure, when I was a kid my friends and I used to play football at recess, and sure, it was a great time. But let me say that again. WHEN I WAS A KID. So basically, if you know me in real life, please refrain from bringing up things like football, and I’ll refrain from giving you my “I honestly don’t give a fuck about anything coming out of your mouth right now” face. Trust me, it’s for the best.

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Ep 227: Be Cool

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“I know that’s not going to accomplish anything.”

As hot as it gets in here, we manage to stay cool. Are you cool? If you listen to this show, of course you are. You have that heightened sense of awareness that only comes with being a Jamhole listener. You walk with an extra smooth demeanor because you know things other people do not. You are awareness, and it shows. People look at you and say to themselves, “Dayum, that human is totally aware of stuff.” We are quickly approaching our 250th episode, and on tomorrows show we will announce all the details. That’s right, we have finalized a venue, and the itinary is complete. Are you experienced? If not, after September 25th, you will be. We are very excited for this, and I hope to see you all here. I know we are in tough economic times, but if you have any kind of vacation time, or money saved up in a piggy bank, this will be the last and most awesome thing you do this summer. Montana is one of the most beautiful places in the US of A, not only for its scenery and comfortabilty, it’s serene calmness and affordability, but because Montana plays host to us, The Jamhole. We are Montana’s longest running, most funniest and awesome, best podcast ever. We beat the pants off those awful awkwardly sad radio hosts. We are more entertaining then most things you will find on television. But the greatest thing about The Jamhole is this. When we do live shows every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, not only do you get to sit and enjoy the show, you actually get to become part of the show. Whether it be by typing feedback into our live feedback system, calling into the live phone number, leaving messages, or just typing in the chat, we love to interact with you all, and you make the show what it is. For that we thank you, and on September 25th, we are going to PARTY SUPER PARTY! Jamhole style. I have told you all before, I have many styles, but this one is by far my most favorite.

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