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Ep 247: Death Wish

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“It’s a really sweet ride now!”

Hey Kalispell youth, what the fuck is your problem? I remember when I was a kid to play jokes on people I would egg cars or houses, put silly string on cars, oil on the windshield, make penis shapes in the dust, or even when I got super mad at someone I popped the tires. Never did I ever even think about putting sugar in someones gas tank. That is just fucked up. It fucks your whole car, it ruins your gas lines, pump, filter, spark plugs, and pretty much makes it not run any more. Someone would have to be pretty fucking mad to do that to someone. I don’t know who I pissed off but currently my car is in the shop with over $1,000 in damages to be repaired. The sad part about the whole thing (besides Mat now having to wake up extra earlier to drive my ass to work), is that it’s a brand new fucking car. It only has 54,000 miles on it and I still owe over $11,000. (Can you say anal DP, no lube?)  I have been trying my hardest to think of who could have done this, but so far no dice. I don’t talk to anyone, I only hang out with Mat and my family, and I don’t remember pissing anyone off recently. Overall I think it was just a random act of stupidity from our town’s youth. I don’t see how this could be funny to anyone at all. (Unless of course you listen to the show, then it might be kind of funny, but only because it’s a comedy podcast.)  So who ever did this to me, from the bottom of my heart:  GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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Ep 239: Demolition Man

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“If you need to suck a dick, then suck a dick dude.”

You know something, I came home today after my route was done just so I could do the show notes so I wouldn’t have to do them later tonight. I ended up taking a few bong rips, staring at the Internet for a few minutes, then decided to jerk off instead. So now, rather than getting to read something clever and awesome that I’ve written for you, you get to read my excuse as to why I didn’t do the show notes. Well, I’ll tell you why. Jerking off feels better than doing show notes. Ask any podcaster, and they’ll tell you the same thing. Although some podcasters have the convenience of someone else doing their show notes for them, I guarantee if you ask that someone else, they will tell you the same thing. Jerking off just feels better. I will tell you this though. It’s a new month, so of course I have to ask you to click thejamhole.com/vote, put in your email address, and hit submit. Don’t forget to verify the link they email you. This helps us gain more visibility on that sorry sack of shit site called podcast alley. Hey, remember back in the day when the owner of that site actually gave a shit about it? Oh well, for some stupid reason people still use it, so I have to ask. This feels worse I think than having ads in the middle of your podcast. I don’t think I could sleep properly anymore if that happened to the jamhole. I would feel really awful about it. Anyways, I should probably go squeeze my dick and get the rest of the semen out of it so I don’t stain my shorts, and get my sexy self back to work. Enjoy the notes!

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