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TJH 600: Dope and Crack Whores

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“Just fucking stuff it in there like a dog.”

Here it is, another amazing milestone. 600 episodes! Are you bored yet? Is it fresh enough for you? So let me lay this on you real quick. Our friends Uhh Yeah Dude are doing another live show, and it’s in Denver Colorado. I’m thinking about making the trip to Denver for the show, and thought it would be cool if Jamholia came out of the woodwork and joined in the fun. I wouldn’t call it crashing a party, but we can all go enjoy some funny ha ha together. I’ll know as soon as this whole tax thing is done whether or not I can participate. Unless of course Jamholia wants to buy me a plane ticket, then I will go for sure. Either way, it should be a great time. Check out the UYD page here for more information. The show is June 8th 2013. Anyway, here’s some show notes for episode 600. Thanks to everyone who joined us in the chat during the live show, and to everyone who called in. It’s always a good time.

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Ep 243: So Sorry

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“I look down at my dick and my dick looks up at me and I just start laughing, uncontrollably.”

I hate when it’s really quiet in the room, and I’m staring at my computer, and all of the sudden I can hear the cat licking itself. I look at the cat in disgust and I’m like, “Hey cat, can you do that somewhere else?” The cat looks at me, for what feels like one long drawn out awkward moment, winks at me, then goes right back to licking itself. I’m like “Seriously cat wtf? Do you really feel it necessary to lick yourself while sitting next to me?” Fucking cats. Don’t get me wrong, I’d much rather have a cat than a dog, but in all honesty, this cat is really starting to piss me off. I’ll be sitting there jerking off, and the fucking cat comes out of nowhere and tries to pounce on my shit and I’m all like “WTF cat!?!?! I’m just trying to jerk off, leave me the fuck alone.” Fucking cats. I think instead of giving the 120 gig ipod away, I’ll put the cat in a box and send that to the winner. That’s well worth five bucks an entry. I’m just kidding, I would never do that. I would however, add the cat to the 120 gig ipod as an extra free super awesome bonus. That’s a fantastic idea. Anyway, I wonder what it would feel like to take a bath on the couch. That’s all the cat is really doing. Just sitting here not giving a fuck about anything, licking the holy fuck out of myself, on your couch. I don’t pay rent, I don’t even pitch in for food. I don’t even clean my own shit out of my own fucking litter box! Do you know why? Because I’m a motherfucking cat, bitch!

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Ep 223: Binker

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“I have semen in my bladder right now, no big deal.”

Welcome to our special Saturday episode of The Jamhole. We are doing this for two reasons. One, I counted wrong when I was figuring out what day our 250th episode live audience party would be, so we needed an extra episode to make it right. Two, quite a few of our listeners have donated money (mostly to see what kind of awesome std’s I ¬†might have because I’ve never been tested before), but also because they enjoy the show, and like to show their support for it. So here you go, hope you enjoy it. Thank you everyone for all of your support, whether it be monetary, or helping us spread the word, we couldn’t do this without you. If you haven’t already, come join our forums and discuss stuff with us. You can post videos, blogs, pictures, all that shit! It’s great.

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