“I gave you an artificial erection, to make sure that the stitches would hold.” The healing time begins. Everything seems weird to me now, like I’m watching it from above, play out below me. Sure I can interact with it, but sometimes it’s more fun to just sit back and watch. I’m not sure how long this…… Continue reading Ep 271: Valroids
“I don’t believe in evidence, I believe in magic and rainbows.” The world teeters on the brink of complete destruction as we quickly approach a total world population of seven billion people. I feel like this might be a tad too many for our planet to support. The scary thing is, that even though we…… Continue reading Ep 257: Best Produced
“Those are blanks, right?” In a civilized world, parents don’t shoot their kids trying to kill them. Unless of course, the kid is trying to kill the parents. But in a civilized world, the kids should never kill the parents. It does happen, and probably more than you think. That means either this is not…… Continue reading Ep 246: Bang Bang!
“I look down at my dick and my dick looks up at me and I just start laughing, uncontrollably.” I hate when it’s really quiet in the room, and I’m staring at my computer, and all of the sudden I can hear the cat licking itself. I look at the cat in disgust and I’m…… Continue reading Ep 243: So Sorry