Ep 271: Valroids

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“I gave you an¬†artificial¬†erection, to make sure that the stitches would hold.” The healing time begins. Everything seems weird to me now, like I’m watching it from above, play out below me. Sure I can interact with it, but sometimes it’s more fun to just sit back and watch. I’m not sure how long this…… Continue reading Ep 271: Valroids

Ep 257: Best Produced

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“I don’t believe in evidence, I believe in magic and rainbows.” The world teeters on the brink of complete destruction as we quickly approach a total world population of seven billion people. I feel like this might be a tad too many for our planet to support. The scary thing is, that even though we…… Continue reading Ep 257: Best Produced

Ep 246: Bang Bang!

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“Those are blanks, right?” In a civilized world, parents don’t shoot their kids trying to kill them. Unless of course, the kid is trying to kill the parents. But in a civilized world, the kids should never kill the parents. It does happen, and probably more than you think. That means either this is not…… Continue reading Ep 246: Bang Bang!

Ep 243: So Sorry

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“I look down at my dick and my dick looks up at me and I just start laughing, uncontrollably.” I hate when it’s really quiet in the room, and I’m staring at my computer, and all of the sudden I can hear the cat licking itself. I look at the cat in disgust and I’m…… Continue reading Ep 243: So Sorry