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TJH 643: Personal Gratification

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“It’s almost as if the planet is trying to kill us before we kill it.”

Welcome back to another awkwardly funny episode of the Jamhole. Thanks for checking out our weekly comedy podcast shit show extravaganza! I’m pretty excited for you all to listen to this one. It’s another one of those it makes me laugh out loud while I listen back to post it episodes. You should definitely share this one with your friends. Spots are filling up quick for our Winter Wonderland 2015 gathering. Make sure you email info@thejamhole.com or send us a form here and let us know if you are coming so we can make sure to save you a spot. It’s going to be a blast. For now, hit play and follow along with the show notes.

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Ep 280: Fear

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“Yea, they fuck sheep and stuff, so…”

Today I took a stroll around the writer’s block, needing to go out for some fresh air. The air was chilly, the clouds hung in place like large cottony fluff. Don’t step on a crack, or else you break your mother’s back. I wonder what happens if you smoke it? Does her back catch on fire? Avoid walking under ladders because some how you will ruin your whole day. Further down the block I saw the sign, but it did nothing for my mind. It simply pointed out the fact that coming soon was another shit movie that some large company is going to complain about when people download it for free. They weren’t your demographic anyways. It’s better to have loved and lost than to never love at all. But what if you love dying? In that case I think it would be better to never love at all, then to love to die. We all love to lie, every three minutes, or so I’m told. Try it, in normal everyday conversation. Try not to lie. I dare you. I love you honey. See, you lied right there. You don’t really love her. You prefer being with her more than you prefer gouging your own eyes out with her tongue. We’re still getting gouged at the pump, we’re still trying to get out of that slump. How big is this block? Pay attention in school or run the fear of being ruled by some upper class prick who sucks dick for a little fuel. Times are tough, we’re getting it from all sides. Be careful out there when you choose to decide.

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