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Ep 257: Best Produced

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“I don’t believe in evidence, I believe in magic and rainbows.”

The world teeters on the brink of complete destruction as we quickly approach a total world population of seven billion people. I feel like this might be a tad too many for our planet to support. The scary thing is, that even though we know we are running out of space, resources, and patience, people still insist on reproducing to an extreme degree. I know that everyone thinks the whole point of life is to have as many children as you possibly can before your dick falls off and your womb dries out, but if we want to really survive the fast approaching complete break down of society as we know it, some changes have to be made. I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe it’s time people stop having four, five, and even six kids per family. Maybe just for now, until we figure out where to put all you animals, we try to limit ourselves to one child, two at the maximum. We have made amazing breakthroughs in birth control, so don’t worry, you can still fuck till your little heart is content without giving birth once a year. Please, for the future of the children you all have already brought into this world, and for the rest of us who will live quite happy lives not having any children, stifle your seed. Either wrap it up, or feed that vagina some birth control. Your planet will thank you. If, of course, you decide not to heed my warning, then you can expect more pandemics to run wild in our society. Let’s just call it natures way of auto balancing the load.

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Ep 248: Man Period

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“Mat has had more fingers up his butt than I have.”

I honestly don’t know what to type right now, the closer it gets the live show, the quickly it becomes the only thing I’m thinking about. Well, that and my penis of course. But really, I only think about that when I’m peeing, or pooping. Ever since the beginning of the jamhole, I’ve made it my goal to put as much effort into it as I would want someone else to put into something I listen to. If no one gave a shit about the podcasts they do, we’d all still be listening to terrestrial radio. We wouldn’t have made the connections we have made, and the overall quality of life would be lower. Each different podcast has it’s own personality, it’s own life, and that’s something people really pick up on in this modern age we try to live in. It’s cool, we enjoy it, and I’m really excited for September 25th. The cool thing about it is probably going to be the fact that I have to work like it’s any other day, while the rest of you are here hanging out enjoying the sunshine. Regardless, it’s going to be a good show, and I hope to see you all there. I should probably do the notes now.

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