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Ep 281: Sexcapades

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“That’s one of the fringe benefits of being a homo is punching bitches.”

Every now and then there comes a time when bitches go and over step their boundaries. This has happened twice before in Jamhole history, where we actually took notice enough to put the call out to all Jamholians, to put a bitch in their place. Well, it’s happened again. The first time I can remember was a crazy stalker ex boyfriend of a girl I had some interest in a long time ago, the second time was a crazy psycho dead beat dad ex of a girl a friend of the show was dating. Well, this time it was neither a male, nor an ex of anyone. Basically, to sum up the story Danni told on the show here, some bitch found some pictures of Danni and put them up on 4chan (they have since been removed), along with Danni’s myspace and phone number stating that she was lonely. The pictures were apparently from when Danni was dating this guy a long time ago, and I guess that was enough to make this bitch freak the fuck out when she found them. I’m not sure why this guy still has pictures of Danni, and that really is neither here nor there. This is where you guys come in. We think it would be a good idea for you all to call up this fat fuck troll named Heather and let her know that putting people’s information on the internet without justifiable cause is not ok. Her phone number is 941.914.0502. You can text her pictures of your penis, or poop, call her, leave her messages, and basically get the point across that until she calls our voicemail line at 406.204.4687 with an apology, this will not stop. Feel free to make a craigslist posting, subscribe her to whatever sms services you can find, etc… Be creative. If there is one thing you are all good at, it’s teaching a lesson to stupid fat fuck pigs like Heather… And Heather, if you are reading this, all you have to do to make this stop is call 406.204.4687 and apologize. Once you do that, you can go back to your shitty life, stuffing your fat face with twinkies and ding dongs, or whatever it is you fat fucks stuff your fat faces with these days. Thank you.

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Ep 265: iDon’t

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“Don’t put your dick in anything else, or you’ll die.”

I hate when you start playing a video game, for example, the zelda game for the nintendo ds… So I hate when you stop playing the game for a few years, then maybe one day you feel bored, so you pick up the game to play again. Where the fuck am I and what the fuck am I supposed to be doing? It’s been so long, I have no idea where I am in the game. Ok, here is my boat, I guess I’ll hop on that and go somewhere. So like two hours later, I finally figure out where I’m supposed to be. It’s a stupid dungeon that’s timed, and there is all these knight things walking around trying to smack me and take my time away. I tried to get through this stupid dungeon for another hour or so, and finally got mad and remembered why it’s been like three years since I’ve played this game. I don’t like that dungeon.

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Ep 252: Smokers Welcome

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“Sometimes chicks just wanna fuck!”

We learn a lot in tonight’s episode of the jamhole. For example, the feminine name Zoe is actually pronounced Zoey. Who would have thought? Not me that’s for sure. I also find it interesting that people who claim to be the  most religious are without a doubt, the most hypocritical, ignorant, self righteous weirdos I have ever come into contact with. It’s almost as if religion (doesn’t matter which one you pick) is like an internet worm. Once it infects you, it wreaks havoc on your system, then before it completely destroys said system, it sends itself to everyone in your contacts list. The only way to make sure you are protected from such a blatant viral infection of this magnitude, is to arm yourself with knowledge, evidence based science, and common sense. There is a good reason we are called the brights. Regardless of which fairytale you pick, keep that shit to yourself… And hey 40 days for life people, didn’t you pray hard enough the last time you were out protesting the abortion clinic for 40 days? What’s the matter, did your prayers fall on def ears? Of course, if nothing changed the last time, you’ll just have to pray harder this time around. You are so fucking crazy if you think you are talking to anyone but yourself. Give me one good solid piece of evidence that any prayer from the beginning of time until now has been answered, and I’ll change The Jamhole into a christian podcast, get married, have kids, and go to church every sunday. I dare you.

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