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Ep 251: Catch Your Dinner

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“Try not to look scared Johnny!”

The last guest has left, the laughs have been laughed, and things are for the most part, put back together the way they were. What we have to show for it? About 24 gigs of video, over 500 pictures, and some negative monies in the old  bank account. It was well worth it though, and we can’t wait to do it again! What a time it was. Of course, the anticipation is the best part, the whole not knowing what is going to happen or how it’s going to turn out. Once everything comes together and it’s all said and done, the buzz wears down. Down, but not off completely, as we look forward to bringing you another 250 episodes of The Jamhole. Once again, I would like to thank everyone for coming out to celebrate with us. The show couldn’t have turned out any better. We appreciate you coming all the way to Montana to party with us! Help us get back some of the money we spent by supporting Jamhole Church, my hip hop album, and the last few shirts we have. I will post all the pictures everyone has sent me in the jamhole picasa gallery, and once we send the footage to our friend Keith Courage, we’ll have the audio, or video for your downloading pleasure.

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Ep 247: Death Wish

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“It’s a really sweet ride now!”

Hey Kalispell youth, what the fuck is your problem? I remember when I was a kid to play jokes on people I would egg cars or houses, put silly string on cars, oil on the windshield, make penis shapes in the dust, or even when I got super mad at someone I popped the tires. Never did I ever even think about putting sugar in someones gas tank. That is just fucked up. It fucks your whole car, it ruins your gas lines, pump, filter, spark plugs, and pretty much makes it not run any more. Someone would have to be pretty fucking mad to do that to someone. I don’t know who I pissed off but currently my car is in the shop with over $1,000 in damages to be repaired. The sad part about the whole thing (besides Mat now having to wake up extra earlier to drive my ass to work), is that it’s a brand new fucking car. It only has 54,000 miles on it and I still owe over $11,000. (Can you say anal DP, no lube?)  I have been trying my hardest to think of who could have done this, but so far no dice. I don’t talk to anyone, I only hang out with Mat and my family, and I don’t remember pissing anyone off recently. Overall I think it was just a random act of stupidity from our town’s youth. I don’t see how this could be funny to anyone at all. (Unless of course you listen to the show, then it might be kind of funny, but only because it’s a comedy podcast.)  So who ever did this to me, from the bottom of my heart:  GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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Ep 231: Jamhole Church

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“I’m watching True Blood with my cat!”

Are you a member of skull church? Are you a member of jamhole church? It’s like a church, but we believe in ourselves. We live our lives moment to moment, day to day, month to month and when shit starts to suck, we don’t really give a shit, because it’s all shit. Who gives a fuck about shit right? I mean personally, I don’t really give a shit one way or another, but it would be nice if they would just make up their minds. I mean of course, we’re a church, but we don’t really believe in religion, or god for that matter. I see you are somewhat familiar with it. Brought up on a strict diet of bible passages, boredom, and a general lack of understanding for anything going on outside of your comfy little crackers and box wine bubble. It feels good when you don’t have to figure anything out or figure out how and why anything even works in this whole fucking god forsaken universe. I’ll tell you what, it blows my mother fucking mind. But what really blows my mind the most, is why you would blatantly rip off the skull candy logo. I actually like skull candy headphones, when they don’t break, and you have completely ruined the bad ass image of the skull for me. Thank you for that. We really don’t need anymore churches here. It’s like a plague of ignorance sucking the intelligence out of our heads and shitting all over it, then putting the intelligence back in our heads, but now its all covered in shit so it smells bad and doesn’t quite work right. Yea, that’s exactly what it’s like.

P.S. Your podcast sucks, it sounds just like your sermons, and I think it uses some sort of weird brainwave synchronizer in it and that’s why so many people listen to your bullshit.

P.S.S. Take your “flock of sheep” to a place that’s already completely fucked in every way possible, like Utah. This town is ours.

Jamhole Church

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