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Ep 539: Dictionary Day

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“Excuse me, are you calling me stupid?”

What do you guys think of only getting a fresh episode of The Jamhole once a week? Is it starting to wear on your nerves? Are you having post partum like depression symptoms? Have we caused you to relapse? Nah, I’m sure you’re all doing fine just fine. I’m sure you understand why we do this, and all you really have to do in order to get more shows, is to show some appreciation. There are many ways to do that, and we’ve been telling you them all since the beginning of this podcast, so you can go ahead and figure it out. But if you are new and wondering why the show isn’t on schedule anymore, basically, it goes a little something like this. I produce tech related shows over on groovyPost.com. All of the shows in the groovyCast section are produced by me (except for X3), and as you may or may not know, producing podcasts takes much longer than the actual hour or so running length of each episode. So what it comes down to is this. I have a very limited amount of time. Danni and I both work regular jobs, so we have to start shifting focus on things that make money, rather than things that lose money. We won’t ever stop doing the Jamhole or the Hot Box (which you can catch on Friday’s now, 7pm PT. 10pm ET.), but we will have to ease back on episode production. That’s just how it is. Here’s some notes!

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Ep 269: Oxysilver

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“Those chickens freaked me out.”

After doing this show for as long as we’ve been doing it, I’ve started to realize a lot of things about the world I live in. Perhaps this is obvious to you all, perhaps I was just too jaded to realize it initially. First of all, people are stupid. I’m a person, and of course, every now and then I fall into that category of being stupid, as I’m sure you have also. It seems the larger the group of people, the stupider and thus more easily persuaded said group becomes. You can talk one on one to a person and try to persuade them into buying whatever bullshit you happen to be selling, and you’ll never get anywhere. Now, take that same person and put them into a crowd of say fifty people. Add a few people who are working on your side, strategically planted throughout the audience who will pretend like they have had a positive experience with your product, and all of the sudden you have 45 people who are completely under your spell. This fake pretend sales pitch could take place in the middle of the driest most barren desert in the world, and at the end of your spiel, you could have all those people convinced that the one thing they need most in their lives at that very moment is more sand. Secondly, when people are at their most vulnerable, even in a one on one setting, they will be more receptive to whatever snake oil you happen to be peddling. Especially when they feel their case is a terminal one. Everyone who partakes in selling bullshit unproven remedies to people who have lost all hope are the most reprehensible scum this planet has ever seen. What really pisses me off more than this, are the people who could have actually been helped if they would have been treated with modern science based medicine initially. In most cases, these poor lost people have nothing left by the time these parasites (homeopaths) are done with them, it’s too late for even the best science based medicine to help them. Stop trying to peddle your bullshit in my valley. This is Jamhole country now. We see through your deceit, and we’re not going to put up with it anymore. We have a voice through the jamhole, and if you are one of these people participating in any kind of quackery, we will find you, you will be called out, and you will be dealt with you accordingly. Suck it up and get a real job like the rest of us, and stop trying to make your living selling lies to people who are desperate enough to buy them. Viva La Jamholia!

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Ep 254: Dead Churches

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“My dildo is porn, your dildo is a dildo.”

Dead churches make up the majority of middle to larger sized towns, and we all know what’s inside dead churches. Dead people. Actually not dead in the sense the heartbeat stops and we bury you in the ground (or cremate you and put you in a little urn if you care about not wasting land for ridiculous cemeteries). I’m talking about dead in the sense the life you live might be ok, but when you die, if you are aware for any part of it, you will be so pist off that everything you believed in the whole seventy to eighty years you’ve lived, has been complete and utter bullshit. I think all of these “dead churches” would serve more purpose being converted into homeless shelters, or better yet, laser tag facilities. Fuck people, I would love to own a huge church structure where we live and record The Jamhole, and have wicked awesome party super parties in! Whatever happened to humble thyself before god? Oh right, I forgot, when you’re religious like that, you get to pick and choose what you do and do not follow, making me give even a  fuck less about your bullshit belief system. It basically boils down to this. You are completely fucking up our society and the very planet we live on. Knock it the fuck off. Thank you…

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