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TJH 642: Dick Drive

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“I see some people that like to mock and ridicule.”

Back again after work every Friday, this is the Jamhole. We have a fantastic show for you this time around, so make sure to listen up and interact. This is no bullshit. Now, an excerpt from some of the latest rhymes I’ve been writing. Find more sick shit on the Jamhole Music page. You can read them however you think it should go, but when you hear it to the beat my brother made, it’s going to be awesome. Thanks for checking out the show. If you are bored Friday, stop by Jamhole TV and check out the live show. Ahem.

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Ep 279: Overeaters Anonymous

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“You got so upset because I said you had a small dick.”

Ok, so I got an early press copy of the new Snoop Dogg album entitled “Malice N Wonderland” because obviously we are press, and I just have to say, I don’t understand anymore. The intro, and every single song has a reference to jerkin. Is this some sort of new term the white man doesn’t understand? Like skeet skeet was for them in the 90s, the 00’s are going to be all about jerkin. I thought I used to know what jerkin was, you know, dick in hand, something sexy (or humiliating) on the computer screen, sitting in your desk chair with a paper towel next to you. That was jerkin, but all this jerkin talk on this new album, I just don’t get it. Also, if it hasn’t been said already, let me just throw this out there right now. I think you should retire Snoop. Not because you are getting old or anything like that, but because I don’t believe you have anything else to say that’s worth hearing. It’s ok Snoop, you’ve done a lot for the game, but you are fast approaching the point where if you continue to keep making albums, you will start to negatively effect hip hop. We will all L B C ya later… You can still make beats and produce, just please stop rapping. The game has been really good to you, don’t make the same mistake hundreds before you have made. Get out while the gettin is good.

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