Ep 279: Overeaters Anonymous

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“You got so upset because I said you had a small dick.” Ok, so I got an early press copy of the new Snoop Dogg album entitled “Malice N Wonderland” because obviously we are press, and I just have to say, I don’t understand anymore. The intro, and every single song has a reference to…… Continue reading Ep 279: Overeaters Anonymous

Ep 278: Cool Whip

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“Satan outed me as a cock smoking fairy.” And now I present to you an excerpt from my conversations online with religious people. This is in response to me asking her how she got caught up with the fresh life church movement here. This is word for word in case you were curious. Keep in…… Continue reading Ep 278: Cool Whip

Ep 277: African American Friday

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“You’re going to pee for me today.” Oh my fucking goodness gracious great balls of fire, what a fucking episode. First of all I would like to give a huge inviting welcome to any members of our esteemed Kalispell Police Department that might be listening, mining evidence, building a case against whoever they might be…… Continue reading Ep 277: African American Friday

Ep 276: Climate Change

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“I know you weren’t gay, I was just hoping you were bi.” Another holiday skewed by the time that has passed. Of course it sounds nice to tell your children that the pilgrims and the Indians sat down and shared a feast together, that is not what really happened. The real story of thanksgiving is filled with…… Continue reading Ep 276: Climate Change

Ep 275: Sticky Stuff

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“I don’t want to feel any scruff on my balls.” The world is going to end December 21st, 2012, or so I’ve been told… What’s really funny is there are people out there who actually believe this crap. I was listening to the SGU (Skeptics Guide to the Universe) recently and someone they were interviewing…… Continue reading Ep 275: Sticky Stuff

Danni’s Surgery Documentary

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Me Inside – A Walk Thru My Guts with Danni This is a special video documentary formatted for your ipod video / itouch, for anyone who wants to see what it was like for Danni before, during, and after her laparoscopic surgery. Prior to the surgery, Danni looked around the internet but couldn’t find a…… Continue reading Danni’s Surgery Documentary

Ep 274: Just The Tip

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“I got like a little period blood stain in my pants.” What a week, long drawn out, day to day work delivering thousands of pounds of water. I love the job, it’s nice to not sit on my ass all day. Keeps the blood flowing, keeps the love handles at bay. I’m gonna be honest…… Continue reading Ep 274: Just The Tip

Ep 273: Walka Walka 4000

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“Our future is in such jeopardy it’s not even funny.” So I’m doing my route today just like I would any other normal Thursday, and I drive by this karate dojo of sorts. Now, I say karate as a generic term for whatever kind of special martial arts they teach. I’m not exactly sure what…… Continue reading Ep 273: Walka Walka 4000

Ep 272: Baby Girls

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“It’s like your dick got lipo and you didn’t get the stomach staple with it because your broke.” I’m taking the day off. There’s plenty of other shit to read on the internet. I need a break. The new metalocalypse season is fucking awesome. The new Venture Bros season is fucking awesome. Stargate Universe is…… Continue reading Ep 272: Baby Girls

Ep 271: Valroids

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“I gave you an artificial erection, to make sure that the stitches would hold.” The healing time begins. Everything seems weird to me now, like I’m watching it from above, play out below me. Sure I can interact with it, but sometimes it’s more fun to just sit back and watch. I’m not sure how long this…… Continue reading Ep 271: Valroids