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TJH 657: Search and Seizures

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“Stop hitting yourself dummy!”

Back with another episode here for the beginning of February. Love is in the air, or is that an infectious disease? Is there really a difference? Lot’s of updates on this one for those of you following along at home. The neon is back, the snow is getting destroyed by the rain, and through all of it transitions are happening to keep things moving along nicely. Stay tuned and thanks for listening. Here’s the notes.

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TJH 631: Probabilistically Speaking

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“I’ve only totalled two cars while wasted, so no qualms.”

Right on schedule with another fantastic episode of the Jamhole. Thank you for checking out the show, as without you the listener, we’d pretty much just be here talking to ourselves. Make sure to check out the Google+ community and follow us on Facebook and Twitter. You already knew that though. You are so smart. The last couple of weekends have been spent getting my ass kicked on the mountain. I used to snowboard back in the day (10 years ago), and I wasn’t all that bad at it. But fuck it’s been a long time. Sure, it comes back just like riding a bike, but can these old tired bones handle it? You’re god damned right they can. Epic shreddy time bro.

Hopefully next year I can get a pass again and we can have some sort of awesome Jamhole live winter festival party or something. How does a weekend snowboarding / skiing / snowmobiling sound? Plus a live show. Let’s start planning it now. This could be pretty fucking epic. Next year around February or March perhaps. I don’t know, you tell me. Get a hold of us and let us know if that’s something you all would be into. Fly to Kalispell for some winter wonderland goodness in 2015. For now, here’s some show notes.

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TJH 588: The Damaged Goods Hypothesis

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“What is POTUS?”

Fuck yea, it’s been a month and a half and it’s finally time for a fresh episode of the Jamhole. Did you miss this shit? I sure did. On the podcast this evening we have world famous funny man Kevin Jones hosting with me. This is going to be a great episode so sit back, toss on some headphones and let us infect your ears with our funny. I will try to get this show back on track somewhat regularly… One day. Here’s some show notes.

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Ep 303: Tech Support

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“I need fur to express my inner being.”

So it’s that time of year again, when the president addresses this great nation of ours. What I find very amusing about this whole thing, is that he keeps saying things we already know. Let’s get back to work he says. Hey Obama, we’ve been working this whole time, where the fuck have you been? We work our fucking asses off, just to break even. That’s fun right? You say people shouldn’t go bankrupt just because they chose to go to college right? So quit talking, and do something about it. You are the president after all. Now of course, it’s easy to get up in front of the country and talk all this shit about what needs to be done, and how to make things better, but that’s all it is. It’s just talk. Put your money where your mouth is so to speak, and start doing things to make us proud that you are the president. Because I don’t know if you know this or not, but where I live, up here in Montana, people aren’t exactly behind you. If they are behind you, it’s to kick you off the cliff you’ve led us to the top of. The majority of the American people are blind, religious sheep, and if you go over that cliff, you will bring them all with you, which in hindsight, may not be that bad of a thing. You say we need healthcare reform right? So let’s fucking do it! I’m sure by now all of the major health insurance companies have enough money stashed away to live the rest of their lives very comfortably, which is more than I can say for those of us who gave them that money in the first place. It’s the same with the auto industry. They should have made more than enough money in profits since the auto boom back in the day to carry their businesses through this low point. But then they get all this bail out money. That’s pretty fucked up. Maybe, instead of giving them even more money, why not look into the reason they are broke in the first place, then fix it. You can keep on giving them money, but if they keep on spending it on private planes, hookers and blow, it’s not going to help anything. So yea, I’m just saying, fix the shit you say your going to fix, or get the fuck out of the way and let someone else do it.

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Ep 267: Good Deals

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“I can’t walk to the toilet so I’ll just poop right here.”

Tomorrow is finally the day the new droid comes out. I have personally been waiting three years for a phone on verizon that is better than the xv6900. Lots of promises have been made, but they have all fallen short. The storm was a joke, the storm 2 probably the same joke, just told a different way. The touch pro family is decent, but nothing that makes me want to get rid of the phone I currently have. It’s weird how they discontinue the good products, just to release more shit products. Someone should really explain to them why the business model they have adopted sucks. Who knows, maybe they don’t give a shit, because if you want to buy one of their phones for a halfway decent price, you have to lock yourself in to a two year contract. It will be interesting to see how many people renew those contracts once they are up. Don’t get me wrong, verizon has done some good, and compared to the other cell phone providers here in the Flathead Valley, they are the best. They have a fantastic network, if only they would spend that much time and effort into making sure the phones they allow you to use on the network were good.

My main problem with verizon is that they always load the smart phones they sell with crap that no one wants. Why would you pay extra money every month for a stupid verizon app that lets you download music, when you can get the free Gsplayer and copy your own music to the device? Why would you pay more money every month for the shitty verizon navigator program, when you could get free google maps for windows mobile, which works much better. Oh right, because they locked out the gps to only work with the verizon navigator software. Granted, you can spend countless hours trying to unlock the gps yourself, reprogramming the rom and whatnot, ┬ásometimes it works, sometimes you completely brick your phone. It’s unnecessary bullshit. Stop putting useless crap on phones please. They had better not fuck around with that shit when the droid comes out. I want the phone as google intended it. This means NOT having to pay all these extra fees just to get the functionality that the phone should have came with in the first place. So once again I say, please don’t fuck this up verizon. You NEED this.

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Ep 234: Save a Whale

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“If you can’t deal, you’re a faggot.”

With everything happening in the world today, most of it affecting everyone on a larger scale, it amazes me people still find the time to complain and be ┬ábothered about stupid shit. He called me a skank on his blog, she made a sign that makes fun of fat people, you don’t believe what I do, you look different than me, you have sex with the same gender, and the list goes on. Hey people, maybe if you spent more time worrying about shit that matters, like maybe the fact that your children are going to be retarded as fuck because their text books are way out dated, or the fact that we are completely fucking up the planet we live on, and so far we haven’t found a suitable replacement planet, or maybe the fact that we are at the mercy of a handful of companies, and as much as you like to think they have your best interest in mind, they don’t. Just please, open your eyes and focus on something that matters for a change, before its even more too late than it already probably is. Who gives a shit about who’s cheating on who on your favorite tv show, none of that is gonna matter pretty soon when our society is reduced to nothing more than a bunch of fat uneducated, unmotivated, uninspired retards, and our planet is falling apart at the seams. No offense to retards or seams of course. That’s your parents fault. Good luck everyone!

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Ep 224: Not So Fresh

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“I actually had some stinky pussy my first time and it turned me off to that shit.”

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to force upon you all of our old dying traditions, in hopes that they may keep you trapped in an ancient, unevolved way of life, to hate and to scorn, in sickness, and in death, until the divorce papers are signed, amen. It’s amazing to me the things we choose to hold onto from our past ancestry, and the things that don’t quite make it through the filter. I understand that back in the day it was necessary, and a way to gain power. Back in the day when we were torturing people by disfiguring their genitals with searing hot hooks and rods, crushing their skulls until their eyes popped out, and maiming their limbs until they passed out from the pain, only to revive them just so you can put them out of their misery. The same misery you inflicted on them in the first place for believing in something you did not. Back in the day when marriage meant the joining of two countries in a pact of blood and child birth. Back in the day when if you made it to the ripe old age of 30, you were considered an elder, and wise beyond your years, and the average life expectancy was no more than 18 years. But seriously, why do we cling onto these dead traditions? I’m all about remembering the past so we don’t make the same stupid mistakes, but isn’t that what we’re all doing? It seems to me that now a days, life is just one mistake after another, with no rhyme or reason to why we do it, all we know is that it feels right. How can something so goddamn wrong and destined for failure trick so many people into falling into the jaws of that which will eventually eat us up and shit us out? I guess that’s just another part of being human.

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