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TJH 623: Civil Rights

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“I’m Christian, and I vote.”

Welcome back to another exciting episode of our weekly comedy show, The Jamhole. If you listen, you’re a fan, but if you interact, we would consider you a Jamholian. Glad to have you, even more glad to have you tell all your friends. Let’s get this party started right. I should also mention, if you like tech or use Android, we got you covered. Check out Attack of the Androids and Yet Another Tech Show live Tuesday and Wednesday evening. Now, here’s some notes.

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TJH 619: Longer Lasting Lashes

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“Asshole, now pull it out of my cunt and ask to put it in my asshole.”

Time for another fantastic episode of our weekly comedy shit show, the Jamhole. Make sure to join us live on most Fridays at Jamhole TV. Did I mention it’s absolutely free? Ad free that is, and as always, we don’t charge for this shit. I mean let’s be honest, would you pay for it if we did? I sure as shit wouldn’t. Oh yea, did I mention it’s almost my birthday? That’s right, I’m going to be 33 next week so be sure to send me some love via Paypal or the Jamhole PO Box. Now, without further ado, I present to you, the show notes! Thanks for checking out episode 619!

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Ep 245: Neosemen

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“You know that cum heals everything right?”

There are many things in life and the reality the media and those in control have created for us that I could really give a fuck less about. A couple of those things are starting up again, as they are seasonal annoyances. The VMA’s being one of them, and football season being another. We discuss quite a few things in tonight’s episode, I just wanted to reiterate how stupid I think this is. I know that somehow, a lot of you think football is such a great sport, passed down to man from the gods themselves. But seriously, you all act like you play the sport yourself, which you do not. You don’t play shit, unless of course you count that stupid fantasy football shit, which only counts in as much as dungeons and dragons counts you being a real dragon slayer. There is absolutely nothing in your life that you do that has any effect, negative or positive, on any football team, past, present, or future. Unless of course, you take all that fantasy money you won playing fantasy football, and you buy yourself a real football team.

For a bunch of adults that have adult jobs and adult responsibilities like raising kids and paying bills, you all act like uneducated cattle. Just because maybe once upon a time you had a dream drilled into your still young, malleable brains, that one day you were going to grow up big and strong and play pro ball, and maybe, instead, grew up lazy and fat and your father watched those dreams of his crumble before his very own eyes like so many cookie crumbs on your shirt, so now you get a raging hard on whenever you see the NFL on television, or hear anyone speak of football, and to this day you still have no idea why. Sure, when I was a kid my friends and I used to play football at recess, and sure, it was a great time. But let me say that again. WHEN I WAS A KID. So basically, if you know me in real life, please refrain from bringing up things like football, and I’ll refrain from giving you my “I honestly don’t give a fuck about anything coming out of your mouth right now” face. Trust me, it’s for the best.

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Ep 232: Kidfights

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“We do live like trash don’t we.”

When the saints go marching in, blinded by their own sin we rarely have a chance to connect. Floating around the ether instinctively following some pre programmed ordinance to fuck themselves off so perfectly, that some have said god actually appears to catch the ejaculate right as its gliding through the air into a gold goblet. Some say god is saving the sperm filled samples to create a race of super advanced even more less likely to succeed super, human mutant retards that will operate as his army. Which side are you on? I’ll tell you one thing, those retards give me the creeps, so I think it’s safe to say what side I’ll be on. I mean of course I’ll wait until the very last second, one because I’m a procrastinator, and two because I like to make educated guesses, so I’ll need as much evidence and information on the topic as possible, then I’ll pick. A very wise man once told me, “You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you cannot pick your friends nose.” In today’s society, this couldn’t be more true. I don’t like all this nose picking that’s going on. It’s starting to drive me crazy.

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Ep 223: Binker

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“I have semen in my bladder right now, no big deal.”

Welcome to our special Saturday episode of The Jamhole. We are doing this for two reasons. One, I counted wrong when I was figuring out what day our 250th episode live audience party would be, so we needed an extra episode to make it right. Two, quite a few of our listeners have donated money (mostly to see what kind of awesome std’s I ¬†might have because I’ve never been tested before), but also because they enjoy the show, and like to show their support for it. So here you go, hope you enjoy it. Thank you everyone for all of your support, whether it be monetary, or helping us spread the word, we couldn’t do this without you. If you haven’t already, come join our forums and discuss stuff with us. You can post videos, blogs, pictures, all that shit! It’s great.

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