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TJH 663: Neon Jihad

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“That’s a lot of poop I’m gonna have to deal with.”

Back from the Spring Barter Faire, reset, rejuvenated, and re-energized until the next time we visit home. It’s always nice to get back home and see the family. As par for the course, things got set on fire, and of course the trusty Fire Watch put them out. The next one is happening in Lolo Montana, and it’s called Neon City. This is one of our favorite Montana parties, so we’ll hopefully see you all there. After that we’ll be back in Tonasket for the Conscious Culture Festival. Enjoy the notes, and drop us a comment! Make sure to subscribe in iTunes and write us a review. We’re also on Stitcher.

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Ep 545: Butte Fockers

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“Sir he has no hands, he’s just a dick.”

Another show, another episode, just like all the rest. Maybe this one will be funny. Better not press your luck.

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Ep 281: Sexcapades

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“That’s one of the fringe benefits of being a homo is punching bitches.”

Every now and then there comes a time when bitches go and over step their boundaries. This has happened twice before in Jamhole history, where we actually took notice enough to put the call out to all Jamholians, to put a bitch in their place. Well, it’s happened again. The first time I can remember was a crazy stalker ex boyfriend of a girl I had some interest in a long time ago, the second time was a crazy psycho dead beat dad ex of a girl a friend of the show was dating. Well, this time it was neither a male, nor an ex of anyone. Basically, to sum up the story Danni told on the show here, some bitch found some pictures of Danni and put them up on 4chan (they have since been removed), along with Danni’s myspace and phone number stating that she was lonely. The pictures were apparently from when Danni was dating this guy a long time ago, and I guess that was enough to make this bitch freak the fuck out when she found them. I’m not sure why this guy still has pictures of Danni, and that really is neither here nor there. This is where you guys come in. We think it would be a good idea for you all to call up this fat fuck troll named Heather and let her know that putting people’s information on the internet without justifiable cause is not ok. Her phone number is 941.914.0502. You can text her pictures of your penis, or poop, call her, leave her messages, and basically get the point across that until she calls our voicemail line at 406.204.4687 with an apology, this will not stop. Feel free to make a craigslist posting, subscribe her to whatever sms services you can find, etc… Be creative. If there is one thing you are all good at, it’s teaching a lesson to stupid fat fuck pigs like Heather… And Heather, if you are reading this, all you have to do to make this stop is call 406.204.4687 and apologize. Once you do that, you can go back to your shitty life, stuffing your fat face with twinkies and ding dongs, or whatever it is you fat fucks stuff your fat faces with these days. Thank you.

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Ep 236: Old Enough

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“There were clones of me, and you were fucking me, in front of me.”

Did you ever stop to think how the ghostbusters got their particle accelerators so small? Especially back in the 80s. That’s a noteworthy feat. Also, I’d like to thank my grandmother for being a part of this world for 84 years, for being the most awesome grandma I’ve ever had, for putting up with grandpa long enough for you to give birth to my mom who in turn gave birth to me. I’d say putting up with grandpa is probably a more noteworthy feat than the ghostbusters getting their particle accelerators so small. Anyways, we miss you grandma, and I hope the after life is a lot more fun than this life is. I’m sorry I didn’t have a chance to see you before you left. Good bye…

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