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TJH 632: Crying and Bloody

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“They’re easier to chase down after they break into your house.”

Back for another Friday with another episode of the Jamhole. Mat Lee and Duncan Puffer talking that shit you all for some reason, keep coming back for. Well, from the looks of the analytics, most of you are still looking for information on how to fuck a cow. History ladies and gents, motherfucking history. Check the notes and we’ll catch you Friday.

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TJH 585: Poor Taste

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“I can’t wait till we’re all wearing Google Glass, and those moments are captured for all of us to enjoy.”

It’s time to play the music, it’s time to dress up right, something something something on the Jamhole tonight! That’s right, we’re back, sort of. It’s almost been a whole damn month since this thing had the dust kicked off it. Sorry about that, but not really. It’s not like you’re paying for this. I guess in a way you sort of pay. You pay with your time. For that, we appreciate you, so here’s a fresh episode. I’m sure if you really need to listen to more me, you have found the other podcasts we do. If not, check out Yet Another Tech Show and Attack of the Androids. You can also check out the Buffer Overflow Show, but it’s on hiatus at the moment. We’ve done 25 episodes there. So yea it’s been quite the month, I’m not even going to try to bore you with the details. I’ll just say thanks for sticking with us, and here’s some show notes.

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Ep 263: Butthole Pucker

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“For some reason they always want head in my crouch.”

It continues to blow my mind on a daily basis the things you so called civilized rational humans accept as truth. For one, I find it quite sad that you are willing to blow thousands of dollars on bullshit homeopathic remedies, yet you get all up in arms when the schools that educate your children need more money. For two, you are afraid to vaccinate your children because you’ve heard that either vaccines cause autism, the h1nword vaccine hasn’t been tested thoroughly enough yet, or the newest piece of negative press, that the flu vaccine causes dystonia. Are you fucking kidding me people? It’s retards like you that make me glad I don’t want any kids. I would be so fucking pist if I had a child and it had to interact with all your idiot kids. You can barely make good decisions for yourselves, yet you think you can properly raise children? It’s people like you that are ruining this beautiful planet we live on. So go ahead, keep wasting your money on placebos, or throwing it into the tax free black hole that is the church. If this 2012 thing is really going to happen, it will be by your hand and your actions. It blows my mind that some of you have managed to survive this long. You are very lucky the world is littered with so much convenience, otherwise you’d be just another fossil buried in the monkey muck.

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Ep 239: Demolition Man

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“If you need to suck a dick, then suck a dick dude.”

You know something, I came home today after my route was done just so I could do the show notes so I wouldn’t have to do them later tonight. I ended up taking a few bong rips, staring at the Internet for a few minutes, then decided to jerk off instead. So now, rather than getting to read something clever and awesome that I’ve written for you, you get to read my excuse as to why I didn’t do the show notes. Well, I’ll tell you why. Jerking off feels better than doing show notes. Ask any podcaster, and they’ll tell you the same thing. Although some podcasters have the convenience of someone else doing their show notes for them, I guarantee if you ask that someone else, they will tell you the same thing. Jerking off just feels better. I will tell you this though. It’s a new month, so of course I have to ask you to click thejamhole.com/vote, put in your email address, and hit submit. Don’t forget to verify the link they email you. This helps us gain more visibility on that sorry sack of shit site called podcast alley. Hey, remember back in the day when the owner of that site actually gave a shit about it? Oh well, for some stupid reason people still use it, so I have to ask. This feels worse I think than having ads in the middle of your podcast. I don’t think I could sleep properly anymore if that happened to the jamhole. I would feel really awful about it. Anyways, I should probably go squeeze my dick and get the rest of the semen out of it so I don’t stain my shorts, and get my sexy self back to work. Enjoy the notes!

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