Ep 247: Death Wish

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“It’s a really sweet ride now!” Hey Kalispell youth, what the fuck is your problem? I remember when I was a kid to play jokes on people I would egg cars or houses, put silly string on cars, oil on the windshield, make penis shapes in the dust, or even when I got super mad…… Continue reading Ep 247: Death Wish

Ep 246: Bang Bang!

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“Those are blanks, right?” In a civilized world, parents don’t shoot their kids trying to kill them. Unless of course, the kid is trying to kill the parents. But in a civilized world, the kids should never kill the parents. It does happen, and probably more than you think. That means either this is not…… Continue reading Ep 246: Bang Bang!

Ep 245: Neosemen

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“You know that cum heals everything right?” There are many things in life and the reality the media and those in control have created for us that I could really give a fuck less about. A couple of those things are starting up again, as they are seasonal annoyances. The VMA’s being one of them,…… Continue reading Ep 245: Neosemen

Ep 244: Jamholiness

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“At least the baby died and the cat lived, I’m happy now.” Another three jamhole episodes and we put another long week of endless work behind us. Into the record books so to speak. Time flies when you do a comedy podcast three days a week. Once you start a podcast, it becomes part of…… Continue reading Ep 244: Jamholiness

Ep 243: So Sorry

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“I look down at my dick and my dick looks up at me and I just start laughing, uncontrollably.” I hate when it’s really quiet in the room, and I’m staring at my computer, and all of the sudden I can hear the cat licking itself. I look at the cat in disgust and I’m…… Continue reading Ep 243: So Sorry

Ep 242: Internet Rehab

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“Ask me why it’s called hanger.” Reading this new book is really making things quite clear. Religion makes people sick. Sick to the point where after a while, their whole quality of life gets worse, and they start to become a danger to themselves, and those around them. The more religious you are, the stronger…… Continue reading Ep 242: Internet Rehab

Ep 241: Politics

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“Your job is to purposely not help anyone.” The moral of the story is just sit back, relax and smoke some weed. There is absolutely nothing you can do that is going to make a bit of good increase anywhere, for any amount of time. So fuck it. I like to increase my inner good…… Continue reading Ep 241: Politics

Ep 240: Morning Sickness

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“If you guys need me, I’ll be in Bolivia.” Have you ever been ripped out of a deep sleep only to find yourself kneeling before the toilet heaving your asshole out through your mouth? Well, not literally your asshole, but you know the feeling. When you find yourself in this effect, the cause is usually…… Continue reading Ep 240: Morning Sickness

Ep 239: Demolition Man

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“If you need to suck a dick, then suck a dick dude.” You know something, I came home today after my route was done just so I could do the show notes so I wouldn’t have to do them later tonight. I ended up taking a few bong rips, staring at the Internet for a…… Continue reading Ep 239: Demolition Man

Ep 238: Heavy Metals

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“Don’t you wanna be pretty like the metal.” I think what really amazes me the most after going to the anti vaccine rally, is the fact that even though these people say the world is so bad, the government is trying to kill you around every corner, whether it be with vaccines, or chem trails, or…… Continue reading Ep 238: Heavy Metals