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Ep 266: Full of Thetans

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“Christianity sounds more believable to me than that shit.”

So it goes that if god is real, the devil must be real also. All that sounds great if it’s your belief system, my question is this. If you all believe in this crap, then why are people crazy when they claim they have done things in god’s name, or that god talks to them? Or even the devil’s name, and that the devil talks to them? We can all go to church and give them loads of money they don’t pay taxes on, you mindlessly recite the scriptures, the prayers, and the creeds, you bless people in the name of jesus christ, who supposedly died for the sins of the world, you eat the body and blood of jesus christ, thinking it somehow gives you some sort of power over life. Yet when people come out and say they killed other people in the name of the lord, or that satan told them to rape and eat poor defenseless babies, you instantly label them as crazy. So now it’s crazy? Who decides what god says and what he doesn’t? Who decides who is doing god’s work, and who is just a liar using religion as a bullshit cop out. I don’t believe these killers and baby eaters are the crazy ones. These people are so lost and confused, they are simply responding to a false reality you have all helped to create and brainwash into their skulls. This mess is your fault. You created this religion to try and control people, you cannot blame the sheep for following the sheperd. I think we need to put religion on trial, and make it accountable for their actions. Some people aren’t thinkers, and they are the ones we need to watch out for. Think about it next time your sitting in church. According to the popular belief system, each and every one of the people sitting there with you should be able to do anything they want in the name of the lord. Who are you silly human, to argue with god’s will? It gets even worse, now we have this new church trying to bully people around. The funny thing about this church, is that their belief system makes christianity sound pretty damn plausible. You believe in an alien called Xenu? Are you fucking kidding me adults? You do realize the guy who wrote the church of scientology’s bible, was a science fiction writer right? The sad thing is, this church has a shit load of mindless followers, with even more tax free money. Go ahead, confess your sins. Nothing matters anymore, you have all broken this world beyond repair. Good luck reaping the poisonous fruits you have sown.

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Ep 265: iDon’t

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“Don’t put your dick in anything else, or you’ll die.”

I hate when you start playing a video game, for example, the zelda game for the nintendo ds… So I hate when you stop playing the game for a few years, then maybe one day you feel bored, so you pick up the game to play again. Where the fuck am I and what the fuck am I supposed to be doing? It’s been so long, I have no idea where I am in the game. Ok, here is my boat, I guess I’ll hop on that and go somewhere. So like two hours later, I finally figure out where I’m supposed to be. It’s a stupid dungeon that’s timed, and there is all these knight things walking around trying to smack me and take my time away. I tried to get through this stupid dungeon for another hour or so, and finally got mad and remembered why it’s been like three years since I’ve played this game. I don’t like that dungeon.

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