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TJH 682: Fuck Aaron’s

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“I can’t be satisfied with that sort of response.”

Welcome back to another episode of the Jamhole. We’re back in Eugene and ready to start bringing you more regular shows. It’s been one hell of a month. It’s also my birthday month so if you want to get me something, check out my Bandcamp page and buy some of my music, or hit up the Jamhole donate page and kick us some funds. If you can’t afford to do that don’t even worry about it. Just sit back and zone out for an hour and a half to the sweet, sweet sounds of our voices. Hit the read more for links and show notes.

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Ep 269: Oxysilver

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“Those chickens freaked me out.”

After doing this show for as long as we’ve been doing it, I’ve started to realize a lot of things about the world I live in. Perhaps this is obvious to you all, perhaps I was just too jaded to realize it initially. First of all, people are stupid. I’m a person, and of course, every now and then I fall into that category of being stupid, as I’m sure you have also. It seems the larger the group of people, the stupider and thus more easily persuaded said group becomes. You can talk one on one to a person and try to persuade them into buying whatever bullshit you happen to be selling, and you’ll never get anywhere. Now, take that same person and put them into a crowd of say fifty people. Add a few people who are working on your side, strategically planted throughout the audience who will pretend like they have had a positive experience with your product, and all of the sudden you have 45 people who are completely under your spell. This fake pretend sales pitch could take place in the middle of the driest most barren desert in the world, and at the end of your spiel, you could have all those people convinced that the one thing they need most in their lives at that very moment is more sand. Secondly, when people are at their most vulnerable, even in a one on one setting, they will be more receptive to whatever snake oil you happen to be peddling. Especially when they feel their case is a terminal one. Everyone who partakes in selling bullshit unproven remedies to people who have lost all hope are the most reprehensible scum this planet has ever seen. What really pisses me off more than this, are the people who could have actually been helped if they would have been treated with modern science based medicine initially. In most cases, these poor lost people have nothing left by the time these parasites (homeopaths) are done with them, it’s too late for even the best science based medicine to help them. Stop trying to peddle your bullshit in my valley. This is Jamhole country now. We see through your deceit, and we’re not going to put up with it anymore. We have a voice through the jamhole, and if you are one of these people participating in any kind of quackery, we will find you, you will be called out, and you will be dealt with you accordingly. Suck it up and get a real job like the rest of us, and stop trying to make your living selling lies to people who are desperate enough to buy them. Viva La Jamholia!

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