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TJH 633: Milestone of Stupidity

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“I’ve done tons of heroin, and you’re full of shit.”

Thank you so much for checking out another high-larry-us episode of the Jamhole. This one is number 633 and I’m Mat Lee. This other asshole you hear is Duncan Puffer, and this shit right here, well it’s a little something we like to call The Jamhole. Sit back, unwind with your favorite substance of use and abuse, and have some laughs with us. If you like the show, make it your goal to make sure at least one other person you know, knows about this shit. It’s time to grow!

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TJH 632: Crying and Bloody

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“They’re easier to chase down after they break into your house.”

Back for another Friday with another episode of the Jamhole. Mat Lee and Duncan Puffer talking that shit you all for some reason, keep coming back for. Well, from the looks of the analytics, most of you are still looking for information on how to fuck a cow. History ladies and gents, motherfucking history. Check the notes and we’ll catch you Friday.

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TJH 629: Trash Burner

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“I ain’t steering shit.”

It’s a brand new year and we’re starting it off right. Welcome to episode 629 of the Jamhole from a brand new studio. This is version 3.0, broadcasting live from the compound. It’s elemental at the molecular level. It’s also snowing like crazy and if all goes well we could be flying through it on a sled tomorrow. Very exciting stuff. Sit back, crack a jack and spark that hash because it’s time for the mother fucking Jamhole!

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TJH 627: RAAAAWWWWWRRRR

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“Then I got all angry at everything, for no reason.”

What’s going on Jamholia? It’s Friday which means it’s time for another episode of our weekly comedy podcast! Join myself, Puffer and Robby as we try to make sense of this crazy world we live in, one fucked up story at a time. This Friday happens to be special, at least to the millions of people who suffer from the fear of Friday the 13th aka friggatriskaidekaphobia. Yeah, that’s a real thing, and I pronounce the fuck out of it. listen to the show and you’ll see. Also, I should just throw this out there. If you are going to spout off some crazy shit on Facebook, realize that it only makes you look more crazy. That’s all I’m going to say about that. There’s a reason I ignore you. Keep on reading for some show notes and we’ll see you next week.

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TJH 626: Big Red One

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“Are you done talking about cocks?”

The Jamhole number six hundred and twenty six. Right here, right now breaking all the style guide rules. Why? Just because we can. Winter has made itself known and in our never ending battle to stay warm, there’s one thing you can count on. New episodes of the Jamhole to make you laugh, cry, and say to yourself, why the fuck am I listening to this… And now, here’s some show notes. Thanks for being awesome. Did I mention we’re moving the studio? That’s right, sometime before the new year, we’ll be moving to our brand new place! If you want to pitch in to our movin on up fund, send some cash to my Gmail address, or hit up the Jamhole donate page. We also accept BitCoin. The QR code is on the donate page.

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TJH 624: Rich and Heinous

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“He should honorably discharge himself.”

Hello and welcome back to another fabulous episode of our weekly comedy shit show, The Jamhole. If you listen to this show and enjoy what we do, we’re proud to consider you an official Jamholian. If not, then feel free to fuck right off. Want to secure yourself a place in the great kingdom of Jamholia? Hit up the Jamhole donate page, kick us $10 or more, and you’ll get yourself your very own @thejamhole.com email address. This can be set up to forward to any existing email service. I know it isn’t an original idea, as many have done this before, we just thought it’d be cool to start giving out email addresses so all you Jamholians. So there you have it. Donate some cash and get your AwesomeJamholian@thejamhole.com email address right now!

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TJH 621: Institutional Hazing

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“Take the Vespa out and go sell these dime bags.”

Welcome back to another episode of The Jamhole. Thanks for checking out the show. Time is short, not just for me, but for all of us, so I’m not going to waste anytime on these show notes. I would like to say that because I’m an improperly motivated slacker, I’m posting this on Halloween. I know, it was recorded back on the 25th, but hey, that’s life. So, in regards to Halloween, I would just like to say this. Get your slut on. Reach deep inside yourself, find that little slut, and let it out. Boy or girl, it doesn’t matter, because tonight is all Hallow’s Eve. The night of the slut. Come out and play, just for an evening, then put the kiddies to bed and get your grind on. Slutty nurses, slutty witches, slutty Breaking Bad characters, it doesn’t matter. Dress that slut up to the tees, and walk around town like you own the place. Because for one night, you do. That is all.

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TJH 620: Family Units

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“Finish watching, and feel fantastic about your own life.”

KAAAAABEEEEEEWWWWWWWMMMMMM! Hello and welcome back to another episode of your favorite weekly comedy podcast, the Jamhole! That’s right, here to keep you entertained enough to make the monotony of your boring shitty day to day life seem almost tolerable. Almost. It’s Mat Lee and Robby Cale here piloting the good ship lollipop right into the mouths of all you poor ass suckers. Miss the live show? Check it out here on Jamhole TV most Fridays after work. Wanna know when the show actually starts? Follow us on Twitter, the Jamhole Facebook page, the Jamhole Google+ page and for a little more two way interaction, the Jamhole Google+ community. If you can’t catch the live shows, make sure to subscribe in iTunes or to the RSS feed in your favorite podcast app. I prefer Beyondpod for Android personally. We’re also on Stitcher if that’s your thing. That’s about it, so check out some show notes and we’ll see you next week.

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TJH 619: Longer Lasting Lashes

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“Asshole, now pull it out of my cunt and ask to put it in my asshole.”

Time for another fantastic episode of our weekly comedy shit show, the Jamhole. Make sure to join us live on most Fridays at Jamhole TV. Did I mention it’s absolutely free? Ad free that is, and as always, we don’t charge for this shit. I mean let’s be honest, would you pay for it if we did? I sure as shit wouldn’t. Oh yea, did I mention it’s almost my birthday? That’s right, I’m going to be 33 next week so be sure to send me some love via Paypal or the Jamhole PO Box. Now, without further ado, I present to you, the show notes! Thanks for checking out episode 619!

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TJH 613: The Chubby Checker

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“Is Breakin Bad a trigger for your potential relapse?”

Hello and welcome to episode 613 of the Jamhole. Another Friday has come and gone as we hold on tight careening through space on our little blue ball of rock at over 66,000 miles per hour. Dizzying if you think about it. Not to mention the rotation of the planet at the equator clocked at around 1,000 miles per hour. Everything is moving, always. All we can do as little specks of dust in the galaxy is hold on tight, and make the most fun out of our short time here. This is why we like to go camping in the summer. Here’s a link to the Google+ album of all our Ashley Lake camping pictures so far. If you are bored and like looking at pictures, there’s over 8,000 pictures in there, most of which are completely public for you to check out at your leisure.

Of course you didn’t come here for a science lesson on celestial mechanics or a walk down the dark back alley that is my memory lane picture gallery, so I’ll get on with the show notes. Honestly, from the looks of our site analytics, most of you came here because you were googling “How to fuck a cow.” Lol, I love you internet. Here’s the notes.

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