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TJH 668: Jellyfish and Junkies

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“You guys are basically mutating little hulks.”

BJ and Mat back with another episode for the month of August. That’s right bitches, that’s two this month so count that shit up. I don’t really have anything else to say other than place your bets, pack your pipes and get ready for some more ridiculous nonsensical banter.

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TJH 665: In the River

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“My girlfriend has been infected with a parasite.”

Back to check in real quick with a June episode for all the great people of Jamholia. Still living the dream in boomtown. Now that everything is sorted around here we should be able to start bringing you shows more than once a month. There’s going to be a huge reward for all of you who have somehow managed to stick with us during these transitional times. So thanks for listening, and enjoy the show.

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TJH 624: Rich and Heinous

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“He should honorably discharge himself.”

Hello and welcome back to another fabulous episode of our weekly comedy shit show, The Jamhole. If you listen to this show and enjoy what we do, we’re proud to consider you an official Jamholian. If not, then feel free to fuck right off. Want to secure yourself a place in the great kingdom of Jamholia? Hit up the Jamhole donate page, kick us $10 or more, and you’ll get yourself your very own @thejamhole.com email address. This can be set up to forward to any existing email service. I know it isn’t an original idea, as many have done this before, we just thought it’d be cool to start giving out email addresses so all you Jamholians. So there you have it. Donate some cash and get your AwesomeJamholian@thejamhole.com email address right now!

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TJH 620: Family Units

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“Finish watching, and feel fantastic about your own life.”

KAAAAABEEEEEEWWWWWWWMMMMMM! Hello and welcome back to another episode of your favorite weekly comedy podcast, the Jamhole! That’s right, here to keep you entertained enough to make the monotony of your boring shitty day to day life seem almost tolerable. Almost. It’s Mat Lee and Robby Cale here piloting the good ship lollipop right into the mouths of all you poor ass suckers. Miss the live show? Check it out here on Jamhole TV most Fridays after work. Wanna know when the show actually starts? Follow us on Twitter, the Jamhole Facebook page, the Jamhole Google+ page and for a little more two way interaction, the Jamhole Google+ community. If you can’t catch the live shows, make sure to subscribe in iTunes or to the RSS feed in your favorite podcast app. I prefer Beyondpod for Android personally. We’re also on Stitcher if that’s your thing. That’s about it, so check out some show notes and we’ll see you next week.

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Ep 284: Biological Clocks

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“You’re more of a dyke than I am a fag.”

This will be the next part continuing our why shit is all fucked up series. I’m going to go ahead and say that the show notes from last friday is part two, because I firmly believe that the people represented by the kids in jersey shores are definitely part of the problem we are facing today. So this part will be focused on greed and money. As a little recap, we’ve already covered underage pregnancy / overpopulation, and douche bags (guidos). I am a firm believer in the idea that as soon as the whole focus of life became “get as much as you can and fuck everyone else” shit started going downhill, and fast. I’m not exactly sure when that began, probably around the same time pronouns were invented. This idea comes from an old Terrence Mckenna lecture. As soon as objects were given ownership; as in no longer is this just a tool, but now this is my tool, or your tool, his tool, or her tool; that is when the problem began. Rather than everyone working together for a common goal, helping each other out along the way, working together to make things better, we are in a constant battle with everyone not related to us to get more stuff than they have. This seems very silly to me. I mean obviously you can’t take all your useless crap with you when you die. I guess you could leave it to your kids, but chances are, they are going to end up throwing it away anyways. Once that happens, your whole life has just been wasted. What we should be doing is working together to make the place we live better than it was when we got here. It would be nice if the generation before us left us a world they were proud of, rather than giving us a world full of problems they created, and the generation before them, and so on. The problem is, we have this whole economical system coupled with the bombardment of advertisements 24 / 7 hitting us in all our senses, all the time, making us think we need what they are selling. If you think about it, money isn’t shit. It’s a piece of paper that, once upon a time, kind of meant something. Once upon a time it actually represented an amount of precious metals. Now a days it doesn’t represent shit. The government is in debt, the people are in debt. But all that debt is just a computer generated number. It doesn’t mean anything in the great scheme of things. It’s a way of keeping us busy, slaving away our whole lives to get just enough to survive, meanwhile, those in charge are having a blast while at the same time completely fucking up society, the planet, and all those who live here. Greed is the motivating force to get most of the lazy humans off their big fat asses, and out the door to work in some form or another. This is why communism will never work, and why I believe, Americans hate communism. They are too lazy for it. If you think about it, communism is a great idea, assuming the people control it, not a dictator. If you think slavery is dead, think again. We are all wasting our lives to make their lives better. Why do we do it? Because we need money. Why do we need money? Because that is the system we live in. I really think that if we all worked together for a common goal, instead of against each other for our own selfish causes, we would be in a lot better shape than we are now. I also believe we would be vastly more evolved than we are now. We may never see our full capabilities realized, because we will kill each other and ourselves way before that happens.

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