Ep 215: Forsaken

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“That’s right, they might screw us.” All I really have to say is fuck religion. Ok, I lied, fuck religion and fuck lazy motherfucks at work that are making more money than me, but doing half the fucking work I am doing. It’s never been about money for me, as long as I have enough…… Continue reading Ep 215: Forsaken

Ep 214: Crappie

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“Call me a bitch but I’m just not into that.” So there we were, sitting on a boat with Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider, and Robert Shaw, drinking whiskey, telling each other tales of near death situations involving large angry sea creatures and old shitty boats, and showing the scars to prove it. The Orca’s old…… Continue reading Ep 214: Crappie

Ep 212: Contaminated

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“That’s why it’s called the challenge.” You may ask yourself, what exactly is the jamhole? Well, I’ve thought long and hard (dick pun) about it, and the best thing I can come up with is this. The Jamhole is the conglomeration of every single evil (but funny) thought anyone has ever thought about anything ever.…… Continue reading Ep 212: Contaminated

Ep 211: Angels and Demons

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“Don’t destroy another piece of my childhood so your plot can make sense.” Everyday we get 24 hours older, I like to think as a constantly evolving human being, I am also getting 24 hours wiser. As much as we all enjoy reveling in this idea, it is not the case. The sad thing is,…… Continue reading Ep 211: Angels and Demons

Ep 210: Vagina Spiders

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“I killed Michael fucking Jackson!” What do you get when you have a full house, a good amount of beer, and a bunch of dirty punks playing with a purple dong from erototoys.com? You get vagina spiders. That’s right, on tonight’s episode of the jamhole, we welcome the vagina spiders to come spill beer and…… Continue reading Ep 210: Vagina Spiders

Ep 209: Racist Robots

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“It’s the people in the professional settings that are always the most scummiest.” What is it about life, that when shit looks like it just couldn’t get any worse, it hauls off and kicks you in the balls. Not my life of course, but it seems the longer I do this show, the more pity…… Continue reading Ep 209: Racist Robots

Ep 208: Resignation

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“That’s what you get bitch for holding out on me.” People of the world come in all shapes and sizes of stupidity, from the little tiny retarded midget idiots, to the big giant down alien syndrome idiots. People seem to have the hardest time completing even the simplest of tasks. What is it about humanity…… Continue reading Ep 208: Resignation

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Ep 207: Rap Sheet

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“Hope you saved my spot for me, cuz I’m coming back.” Everyone has their hang ups, ticks, imperfections if you will, and that’s fine, we all have something inside of us that we are not all that proud of. Remember the saying, “No ones perfect?”  Well, it’s spot on, other than the exception to the…… Continue reading Ep 207: Rap Sheet

Ep 206: Intersex

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“I videotaped myself having sex with said person.” Stop rhyming at me please, she said as she looked at my steez, my disease she sneezed, my knees feel a breeze.  She seriously hates when I do that, and that’s fine. My time is my time and I’ll rhyme if I want to.  See there, I…… Continue reading Ep 206: Intersex