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TJH 596: Blanket Operation

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“He’s about to get dumped because of this.”

Mat Lee and Duncan Puffer back at it again with another hilariously great episode of our weekly comedy podcast, The Jamhole. I have to bring this up here because of how important to us it is, but you will also hear it on the show. Before the podcast, Duncan mentioned that the bong was allegedly getting kind of gross and needs the water changed out. So of course I’m happy to oblige, but when I’m cleaning it out in the sink, tragedy feels the need to creep in and stab a brother in the back. The glass was wet, my hands were wet, and I’ve done this a hundred times before with zero problems. But the damn thing slipped right out of my hand and went into the sink with a deafening shatter as glass and water went ALL OVER me and the kitchen floor. I’m still picking up little shards of glass I must have missed the first time I cleaned up my sad mess. So bottom line, this thing was a Christmas present, and it was pretty expensive, and we’re super sad about losing it. It’s like losing our best friend.

It’s been quite a while since anyone has donated to the show, so if you were starting to feel guilty for consuming all this amazing free content we produce, now would be a fantastic time to chip in whatever you can so I can replace this thing. I hate asking you guys for stuff, but when I do, you’re usually pretty good about coming through for me. I wouldn’t ask if it wasn’t an integral part of the show. How can you start a good comedy podcast, or even our marijuana podcast, without allegedly taking some bong hits? You can’t. So please help us out and pitch in whatever you can towards replacing our favorite toy. Thank you for helping, and of course, thanks for listening and helping us spread the word. Here’s some show notes.

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TJH 583: Safety First

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“Why do you want to watch me hang out on Facebook?”

Hello and welcome to episode 583 of the Jamhole free comedy podcast. Once again getting through another week or two of the complete and utter bullshit we call life to bring you life, revisited. Life imitating art imitating bullshit. Things are slowly getting back to normal, no thanks to old “friends” and “flames.” I do have some advice for you all in hindsight. This might be a complete duh moment for some of you, but I feel more enlightened at least. Once someone is out of your life, regardless of whatever minor attachments may be left clinging, keep them out of your life. Whatever the reasons you had for calling it quits are going to probably be far more logical than whatever the stupid reasons you are rationalizing letting them come back in for. Yes, even if you used to do a podcast with them. Yes, even if you used to date. Move on, find something better and start improving your life. It’s not worth it, no matter how minimal the contact. Read some notes and enjoy the show.

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TJH 581: Rose Petals

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“I can smell your sex over here.”

Hello and welcome to another off white humor filled episode of your favorite, mostly weekly comedy podcast, The Jamhole! You know who I am and you know who she is, so I’ll skip with the pleasantries and get right into it. In this episode we talk about some current events that some of you might not find so amusing. Granted, we are fully aware of the seriousness of what happened, but for real, the new Batman movie did kind of suck. I’ll direct you to my Google+ post about it here. That being said, on with the show notes… Please direct any hate mail to info@thejamhole.com.

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TJH 579: My Name is Bunny

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“It really turns me off.”

Well then, I don’t quite remember when the last time we did a show was, but I’m sure the site will tell you if you ask it. It’s good to be back, under the circumstances. We once again look forward to bringing you mostly humorous content at least once every couple of weeks. Whatever, just read some notes. Did you see the blue Bunny?

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TJH 578: Butthole Applicator

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“I’m pretty sure none of this is going to get remembered tomorrow.”

Getting things back on track, a place for everything and everything in a space designed for maximum efficiency in how items are placed. Good page loading times when I’m throwing rhymes in between the space it takes your mind to coat a slice. Synaptic feedback loops, I hope it’s nice. It never is, never priced like a severed kite about to reach the upper atmosphere on the seventh night. So rest, or better yet let’s try and get it right this time around before we fail at life and walk around down town with loud frowns. This is nothing more than unfiltered stream of consciousnesses, unadulterated in a short black skirt ready to flirt and see where the night takes her. Tap read more for some insightful show notes.

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TJH 573: Learning from Jesus

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“I wish I could live like that.”

Hello and welcome to episode 573 of our quaint little comedy podcast. Robby is back to have a great arousing discussion poking fun at all the stupid ridiculous shit people do. Don’t judge, it’s how we make it through the day. I hope you are all enjoying the new look of The Jamhole version 3.0. It brings a smile to my tired eyes every time I look at it. Please as always, make sure you are subscribed to the show in iTunes, and write us a quick review. Keep on reading for links and the show notes. Read more »

TJH 572: Fuck the Dough

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“I just kind of woke up here.”

Wow, now that was a great episode, am I right or am I right. I’ll tell you what, for how much shit we give each other, and how awesome our lives together were, it sure was nice to have Danni back on the show. It sucks under the circumstances, with the need to pour out some liquor for our friend Chris over at Anna’s, but with each end to a life, there’s always the birth of renewed youth and vigor. I think they call it the circle of life or some shit. Either way, we’re born, we live for a quick second, and we die. That’s it. Nothing great and glorious, nothing extravagant and holy. Just a quick second to fuck the dough, or to do what we feel we need to do in the hopes that we can actually finish something somewhat meaningful and awesome before our time is up. Some people make it, others, well not so much. Make those connections while you’re still able to move around and make connections. Get out there and breathe some fresh air while you’re still able to breathe on your own. Change lives and make people smile while your own life is forever changing, and those around you, never frown. That’s what this life, this show, this weekly comedy podcast recording of our lives, which are really just art that keeps imitating life that won’t stop imitating the American Dream. That’s what working a nine to five is all about. I hope you enjoyed the speech at the beginning of the show from our good friend and mentor, Kenny Powers. Be sure to keep reading the rest of this entry for links and some fucking show notes. Thanks for listening!

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TJH 569: Austrian Aliens

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“Something is clearly horribly wrong with you sir.”

Another week come and gone, another humorous episode of the Jamhole for your listening pleasure. This is the last episode for March 2012, congratulations everyone for getting through another month mostly unscathed. Things are good here, just trucking along producing a few other shows, getting this hip hop album finished up, and waiting for the summer time to start so I can reacquaint myself with our star. Other than that, life is life, are you thriving or just barely surviving? Are you happy with how life is going so far? Either way, click or tap the read more link and get your notes on.

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Ep 304: Baby Killing Spree

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“I will make a movie about me, kicking your fucking ass.”

The more I read “God is not Great” by Christopher Hitchens, the more my mind is blown at how people can believe some of the things they believe in. It’s like they stopped caring about what was going on around them five years after they were born, and they haven’t looked back since. He is risen… He is risen indeed! I’ll make you a deal, I’ll start believing in god, but you have to stop using technology. No more cars either. You should probably all just start wearing burkas as well. And blind folds, I wanna see everyone wearing blindfolds. Girls aren’t allowed to vote anymore either, and we get to throw rocks at them if they aren’t virgins. We should all probably go ahead and quit our jobs, that way we can spend more time on our knees, worshiping the deity. AMEN! I’m in… I was at buns on the lake this morning for breakfast with Dana, and there was a table of people who had just gotten done with church. They were joking around about people who go to church, but don’t have faith. They thought it was funny that people would go to church just to be seen as believing in something they do, so they can be part of the super secret magic club. It’s saying, look how quaint these people are, with their wishful thinking and belief in a ghost full of holes. Death and taxes, unless you happen to be a tax exempt religion.

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Ep 302: Business or Pleasure

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“Dana’s in the bathroom right now, and she wants to blow you.”

I was going to write something completely clever and thought provoking here, but I don’t want to spoil the actual episode too much. Plus because of who we had on as a guest, I’m not really allowed to say anything. I know this is a blog of sorts, but you know how these things are. Basically, we’re on a need to know basis, and you simply don’t need to know. Don’t worry, I don’t really need to know either. The first rule of freelance private sector security consulting, is you don’t talk about freelance private sector security consulting. That’s right, not even on a talk show. You especially don’t write about it on a blog either. Just keep quiet, pretend you never saw or heard this, and stay safe. It’s a crazy world out there.

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