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TJH 581: Rose Petals

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“I can smell your sex over here.”

Hello and welcome to another off white humor filled episode of your favorite, mostly weekly comedy podcast, The Jamhole! You know who I am and you know who she is, so I’ll skip with the pleasantries and get right into it. In this episode we talk about some current events that some of you might not find so amusing. Granted, we are fully aware of the seriousness of what happened, but for real, the new Batman movie did kind of suck. I’ll direct you to my Google+ post about it here. That being said, on with the show notes… Please direct any hate mail to info@thejamhole.com.

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TJH 580: Just Sexy

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“Alright mom, this is Mat, we’ll be snuggling in the bedroom.”

Would you look at that, another episode of the Jamhole, and its even a day early. Bunny and I decided we would do the show Thursday since we were both going to be a bit tied up Friday. No matter, its Friday when you’re all hearing this, unless of course you’re a dedicated listener who follows us on one of our social networks. If that’s how much you care, then you sometimes get some extra cool amazing stuff. Take this episode for instance. IF you were watching live, you would have seen us in amazing strip vibe beach blanket bingo-vision. Yeah, it was that awesome, now read some fucking notes.

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TJH 575: Newton’s Cradle

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“This is what people call the poo machine.”

Whoa, remember Danni? That’s right, she’s back in this episode of you’re favorite free comedy podcast, The Jamhole. It seems like it’s been forever since we did a show together, and if you play your cards right, you might just get yourself a special Friday episode. We’ll see what happens, but for now, be sure to get subscribed to the show in iTunes, then write us a raving review. The more reviews we get, the better we look in the all seeing eyes of iTunes, the more people will be able to find our show. Thanks for listening and as usual, tap read more for links and show notes.

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TJH 574: Indiana Jones and Star Wars

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“They are very fortunate to have an employer like Teletech to bring them onboard.”

Holy shit that was a great episode. Let’s all give our good friend Ian from the Hot Box a warm Jamholia welcome. This was a great show, and we hope to get Ian back on for some more Jamhole goodness. In the meantime, I hope everyone is enjoying the new look that is The Jamhole 3.0. Click around and explore, check out the tech shows I’m hosting over at AotA, YATS, and BOS, and please, make sure you are subscribed to the Jamhole with iTunes so you can write us a glowing review. Keep on reading for some show notes.

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TJH 573: Learning from Jesus

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“I wish I could live like that.”

Hello and welcome to episode 573 of our quaint little comedy podcast. Robby is back to have a great arousing discussion poking fun at all the stupid ridiculous shit people do. Don’t judge, it’s how we make it through the day. I hope you are all enjoying the new look of The Jamhole version 3.0. It brings a smile to my tired eyes every time I look at it. Please as always, make sure you are subscribed to the show in iTunes, and write us a quick review. Keep on reading for links and the show notes. Read more »

TJH 564: Organized Religion

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“Seth, I’m going to test your faith this evening.”

So I got a tad bit behind on show notes, and as my ex girlfriend / co host Danni was so kind to point out, that usually only happens when I’m distracted by something. Well here we are bouncing around the back and forth ball of I told you so once more. Let’s not try to rub poop in anyone’s face, at least not on purpose. You were right though, this was the best thing for us. I’m glad you helped to pull my head out of my ass so that we can both move on with clear open minds. I’m sure I’ll be thanking you later. Hell, I’m already thanking you. Thank you! I’m going to keep this brief and to the point since I only have one bowl of herb left, the clock just struck midnight and I have to work in the morning. Keep reading for some notes.

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Ep 304: Baby Killing Spree

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“I will make a movie about me, kicking your fucking ass.”

The more I read “God is not Great” by Christopher Hitchens, the more my mind is blown at how people can believe some of the things they believe in. It’s like they stopped caring about what was going on around them five years after they were born, and they haven’t looked back since. He is risen… He is risen indeed! I’ll make you a deal, I’ll start believing in god, but you have to stop using technology. No more cars either. You should probably all just start wearing burkas as well. And blind folds, I wanna see everyone wearing blindfolds. Girls aren’t allowed to vote anymore either, and we get to throw rocks at them if they aren’t virgins. We should all probably go ahead and quit our jobs, that way we can spend more time on our knees, worshiping the deity. AMEN! I’m in… I was at buns on the lake this morning for breakfast with Dana, and there was a table of people who had just gotten done with church. They were joking around about people who go to church, but don’t have faith. They thought it was funny that people would go to church just to be seen as believing in something they do, so they can be part of the super secret magic club. It’s saying, look how quaint these people are, with their wishful thinking and belief in a ghost full of holes. Death and taxes, unless you happen to be a tax exempt religion.

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Ep 302: Business or Pleasure

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“Dana’s in the bathroom right now, and she wants to blow you.”

I was going to write something completely clever and thought provoking here, but I don’t want to spoil the actual episode too much. Plus because of who we had on as a guest, I’m not really allowed to say anything. I know this is a blog of sorts, but you know how these things are. Basically, we’re on a need to know basis, and you simply don’t need to know. Don’t worry, I don’t really need to know either. The first rule of freelance private sector security consulting, is you don’t talk about freelance private sector security consulting. That’s right, not even on a talk show. You especially don’t write about it on a blog either. Just keep quiet, pretend you never saw or heard this, and stay safe. It’s a crazy world out there.

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Ep 298: Menopause

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“You came, and then you walked away.”

I wonder how much money people get paid to be on a show like hoarders. What would your limit be if someone paid you to live like a complete and utter slob? I think for me it would have to be at least 6 to 7 figures, depending on the length of time. You basically put your whole life out there, like judgement day, allowing the masses to see exactly how horrible your life has become. We love it. We love watching how horrible and shitty other peoples lives have gotten. It makes us feel that much better about how sad and pitiful our own lives have become. I intend to do it, therefore I have done it. Poor words to live by. These people suffer from over consumerism. They are doing exactly what the government states is a perfect citizen, only they don’t know when to stop. You took to heart the immortal words from the bumper sticker about having the most stuff when you die. Well guess what, you didn’t win did you? You give jobs to people who’s title is Professional Organizer. In what kind of society do people need to hire a person to organize all their shit? That is very sad to me. When I have too much time to sit and get all inside my head about shit, I tend to get very sad at how the world thinks and acts. I wish everyone would take the time to look at themselves and what they are doing. Because we’re doing it all wrong. I’m very depressed that my life isn’t lived out on Pandora. I am very depressed about the fact that Pandora is so beautiful in it’s complexity, but fake in it’s reality. I have suicidal thoughts sometimes, because I have come to terms with the fact that I will never be Navi.

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Ep 286: Baby Shit Myself

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“I just gave birth to the newest cat toy.”

It’s very late on a Sunday night, so I’m going to keep this brief. We watched the movie Avatar today, and I have to say, this being my first 3D movie, I was very blown away by how beautiful it looked. Then again, if I spent around five hundred million dollars making a movie, I would hope that it looked amazing. I’m talking nothing short of the second coming of jesus fucking christ mind blowing here. In all honesty, it would have been nice to see an original idea, but who are we kidding anymore? We are to the point where we have pretty well exhausted all ideas ever. Unless you are sitting around doing massive amounts of DMT or mushrooms, or LSD, chances are, you aren’t going to come up with anything original. It is cool to see modern age takes on old ideas, especially with how far we’ve come with our technology. I was kind of pist that we had to sit in the second row back from the front, especially once the front row started to fill up with swine flu coughing, screaming, talking, annoying, smelly fucking kids. Oh well, you can’t win them all. If you could, life wouldn’t be near as fun or interesting. I have to say, in closing, a friend of mine on twitter had it right when he said it’s just a bunch of over grown smurfs. Minus the mushroom houses, and the stupid white hats. Plus, the female blue monkeys were really fucking hot. Was I the only one in the theater who kept trying to catch a glimpse of their blue titties and vaginal area? Of course not. You know you all were looking.

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