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TJH 648: You Quit

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“I feel bad that you feel bad.”

Jim Morrison said it best, this is the end. Well, not exactly the end, but a hiatus of sorts. Puffer is moving away and I have a ton of other shit that I should focus my time on. I will be recording little discussions with people here and there, and posting them on this feed, and if I can get our new friend to talk into a mic, we’ll do that. Plus once Puffer gets back, or gets Skype up and running in Wyoming, we can start it back up again. But for now, I think we can all agree when I say we need a break from this.

Keep on reading and check out this awesome picture of Puffer.

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TJH 625: Twerk Got Beat by Selfie

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“Did you just bring the dog into the bathroom with you?”

It’s cold out here when winter is coming and you live in the north. I know, humans are the worst. We bitch when it’s hot out, then we bitch when it’s cold out. We’re really never happy. Maybe for micro moments here and there, nanoseconds of odd random happiness interspersed with the lengthy grueling grind of the worlds problems. That’s ok though, because they’re not your problems right? Well, maybe some of them are, but for the most part don’t worry about it. Just worry about listening to your favorite comedy podcast, and telling the rest of the world about ours. I should also mention the email thing. Donate some cash and we’ll give you an @thejamhole.com email address. Like anyone really needs another email address, but hey, it’s something right? Here’s some notes.

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TJH 624: Rich and Heinous

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“He should honorably discharge himself.”

Hello and welcome back to another fabulous episode of our weekly comedy shit show, The Jamhole. If you listen to this show and enjoy what we do, we’re proud to consider you an official Jamholian. If not, then feel free to fuck right off. Want to secure yourself a place in the great kingdom of Jamholia? Hit up the Jamhole donate page, kick us $10 or more, and you’ll get yourself your very own @thejamhole.com email address. This can be set up to forward to any existing email service. I know it isn’t an original idea, as many have done this before, we just thought it’d be cool to start giving out email addresses so all you Jamholians. So there you have it. Donate some cash and get your AwesomeJamholian@thejamhole.com email address right now!

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TJH 598: Weird Bonding

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“That’s my dog now I guess, so cheers.”

Yay, another Friday and here’s another episode of China’s favorite comedy podcast, The Jamhole. Mat Lee here joined this evening by Sabriand. He has such a soothing voice, if I ever write my diary of a dope fiend memoirs, he’ll definitely be the one reading my audio book. Anyway, thanks for listening and all that jazz, and if you’re into it, check out the Jamhole Google+ community and page, and write us a quick review on iTunes. Also check the links at the bottom of the show notes for links to my hip hop over on Google Play.

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Ep 283: The Chosen People

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“Nothing I like more than huffing nail polish fumes and listening to the 700 club.”

So I finally caught the first three episodes of this new phenomenon sweeping our nation called Jersey Shores. My first thought upon watching this Mtv amtrak trainwreck was holy fucking shit, are these people for real? I guess living in Montana for so long, I’ve been lucky enough to shelter myself from large cities where you might find these kinds of people. When I say people, trust me, I use the term in the loosest fashion. Now I have a couple of things here I want to say about this. First of all, I’m blown away that people like this actually exist, and have been able to survive on this planet long enough to actually become old enough to fuck chicks, thus in turn keeping the guido bloodline alive and well. It just goes to show you that in order to survive in our new modern age of convenience, you don’t need any rational thought whatsoever. Survival of the fittest has turned into survival of, I don’t even know what the fuck to call it.  All it takes is money, and these retards just so happen to be lucky enough to be born into families that seem to have money taken care of. It’s kind of like a lottery of sorts. The second thing I wanted to say about Jersey Shores is this. Does Mtv know people are watching this show solely to make fun of it? I mean, I understand that regardless of the reason behind why people watch, all that matters is that they are watching it, but could there possibly be people out there that watch this show because they are truly interested in this whole guido / guidette lifestyle? The simple fact that my spell check doesn’t understand these two words, and underlines them with the little red squiggly, makes me think that it’s just a stupid made up thing that will hopefully, go away with time. My main concern is that this doesn’t turn into another 8 mile problem. If you aren’t aware of the 8 mile effect, let me break it down for you real quick. When the movie 8 mile came out, it created with it a whole subset genre of kids who all of the sudden thought they could rap, and it flooded myspace and youtube with a shit ton of these untalented retards all trying to make it in the hip hop game. I really hope that Jersey Shores doesn’t create a subset culture of kids who think its cool to act like these gelled hair guido douche bags. Please, I like to think that kids have more sense than this, but history says otherwise. It’s things like this that make me think the whole 2012 thing might not be that far off. Don’t get me wrong, the world isn’t going to end because of a polar shift due to planetary alignment or anything silly like that, but it might end because of how many retards are running around fucking shit up. We are vastly approaching the point of no return, I only hope people can pull their heads out of their asses in time to see it.

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Ep 282: Rape Child

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“I can’t strip to this.”

There’s something wrong with the world today, I don’t know what it is. Oh wait a minute, yes I do. I have a long list of shit that seriously needs to stop happening before we can continue to evolve as a society, as a species, and as individual human beings. First and foremost, this under age teen pregnancy shit has got to stop. There is nothing fun about having kids, unless you consider wrecking the holy fuck out of your twat / stomach / sex life / life in general, fun. Or spending over $10,000 in the first year alone, or waking up at all hours of the night to a screaming pile of tears, piss and shit fun. I don’t know what your definition of fun is, but that is not mine. I honestly don’t see the appeal of having to deal with something like that for the next 18 to 30 years of my life. No thanks. Honestly, I don’t think you could pay me enough money to deal with that type of shit. Plus, have you seen how many people we have managed to pack onto this little planet of ours? We are almost at seven BILLION people! That is completely fucking ridiculous and unacceptable. We have gotten lazy, fat, apathetic, and pathetic as a culture, and the more time goes by, the more we are showing signs of these sad physical and mental problems. Every day I’m out in the thick of it, dealing with these fucking retards, and I see that look of self entitlement on the faces of damn near every person I pass by, and it makes me want to punch them right in their stolid smug faces. Perhaps it’s more blatant up here in the Flathead Valley because there is such a strong, blind religious following. These people love to breed uncontrollably, are against abortion, are the biggest self righteous hypocrites you’ll ever cross paths with, and above all else, place the blame for their fucked up lives not on themselves, but on their made up invisible friends. If life is good, then it’s god making it good and answering their prayers. If life is shit, then it’s satan fucking with them. I love this valley a lot. It’s the most beautiful place I’ve ever lived, but the people here leave much to be desired, both on an intellectual level, and on a nice human being level. Tune in next episode as we continue to go through the list of why shit is all fucked up. This is chapter one.

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Ep 241: Politics

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“Your job is to purposely not help anyone.”

The moral of the story is just sit back, relax and smoke some weed. There is absolutely nothing you can do that is going to make a bit of good increase anywhere, for any amount of time. So fuck it. I like to increase my inner good to the power of 10, that way even when you bring me down, I’m still good. I mean shit, in my mind we’ve already solved all your problems, we’re just waiting for you to catch the fuck up. That’s what life is like being ahead of the game. I mean sure, we can step down a few feet and discuss things on your level, but why spoil the party? Grasp the quantum entanglement within and make it happen.

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Ep 227: Be Cool

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“I know that’s not going to accomplish anything.”

As hot as it gets in here, we manage to stay cool. Are you cool? If you listen to this show, of course you are. You have that heightened sense of awareness that only comes with being a Jamhole listener. You walk with an extra smooth demeanor because you know things other people do not. You are awareness, and it shows. People look at you and say to themselves, “Dayum, that human is totally aware of stuff.” We are quickly approaching our 250th episode, and on tomorrows show we will announce all the details. That’s right, we have finalized a venue, and the itinary is complete. Are you experienced? If not, after September 25th, you will be. We are very excited for this, and I hope to see you all here. I know we are in tough economic times, but if you have any kind of vacation time, or money saved up in a piggy bank, this will be the last and most awesome thing you do this summer. Montana is one of the most beautiful places in the US of A, not only for its scenery and comfortabilty, it’s serene calmness and affordability, but because Montana plays host to us, The Jamhole. We are Montana’s longest running, most funniest and awesome, best podcast ever. We beat the pants off those awful awkwardly sad radio hosts. We are more entertaining then most things you will find on television. But the greatest thing about The Jamhole is this. When we do live shows every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, not only do you get to sit and enjoy the show, you actually get to become part of the show. Whether it be by typing feedback into our live feedback system, calling into the live phone number, leaving messages, or just typing in the chat, we love to interact with you all, and you make the show what it is. For that we thank you, and on September 25th, we are going to PARTY SUPER PARTY! Jamhole style. I have told you all before, I have many styles, but this one is by far my most favorite.

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Ep 224: Not So Fresh

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“I actually had some stinky pussy my first time and it turned me off to that shit.”

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to force upon you all of our old dying traditions, in hopes that they may keep you trapped in an ancient, unevolved way of life, to hate and to scorn, in sickness, and in death, until the divorce papers are signed, amen. It’s amazing to me the things we choose to hold onto from our past ancestry, and the things that don’t quite make it through the filter. I understand that back in the day it was necessary, and a way to gain power. Back in the day when we were torturing people by disfiguring their genitals with searing hot hooks and rods, crushing their skulls until their eyes popped out, and maiming their limbs until they passed out from the pain, only to revive them just so you can put them out of their misery. The same misery you inflicted on them in the first place for believing in something you did not. Back in the day when marriage meant the joining of two countries in a pact of blood and child birth. Back in the day when if you made it to the ripe old age of 30, you were considered an elder, and wise beyond your years, and the average life expectancy was no more than 18 years. But seriously, why do we cling onto these dead traditions? I’m all about remembering the past so we don’t make the same stupid mistakes, but isn’t that what we’re all doing? It seems to me that now a days, life is just one mistake after another, with no rhyme or reason to why we do it, all we know is that it feels right. How can something so goddamn wrong and destined for failure trick so many people into falling into the jaws of that which will eventually eat us up and shit us out? I guess that’s just another part of being human.

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