Ep 291: Operation Stop and Think

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“I remember my mom and dad having this same arguement when I was 5.” Another year, another decade in the history books. Although your children won’t read about it until the next decade, because the history books they have in school are that out dated. Maybe in the great year 2010, we’ll figure out how…… Continue reading Ep 291: Operation Stop and Think

Ep 290: Grammar, Penis, and Pussy

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“I don’t need to hear you, I just need to see those titties.” On account of my rather lengthy essay on Christmas and why religion sucks in general on the show notes for episode 289, I’m going to keep this brief. I’m sure most of you didn’t read that anyways, so when you read this and see…… Continue reading Ep 290: Grammar, Penis, and Pussy

Ep 289: The Christmas Cheer

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“I mowed down a tree because it was pissing me off.” The presents have all been opened, the carefully cut and taped wrapping paper that once hid the anticipation and surprise from the unsuspecting eyes of those who would be the recipients, now lays in heaping crumpled mounds inside our trash cans, awaiting their final…… Continue reading Ep 289: The Christmas Cheer

Ep 287: Naggers

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“I want everything to be awesome, I wanna try ecstasy.” First of all, I would like to apologize for getting thrown off my game during this episode. It’s hard to concentrate on what I’m trying to say when we have little jack fuck pud pounders in the chat spamming the word “Naggers” over and over again.…… Continue reading Ep 287: Naggers

Ep 286: Baby Shit Myself

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“I just gave birth to the newest cat toy.” It’s very late on a Sunday night, so I’m going to keep this brief. We watched the movie Avatar today, and I have to say, this being my first 3D movie, I was very blown away by how beautiful it looked. Then again, if I spent…… Continue reading Ep 286: Baby Shit Myself

Ep 283: The Chosen People

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“Nothing I like more than huffing nail polish fumes and listening to the 700 club.” So I finally caught the first three episodes of this new phenomenon sweeping our nation called Jersey Shores. My first thought upon watching this Mtv amtrak trainwreck was holy fucking shit, are these people for real? I guess living in…… Continue reading Ep 283: The Chosen People

Ep 282: Rape Child

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“I can’t strip to this.” There’s something wrong with the world today, I don’t know what it is. Oh wait a minute, yes I do. I have a long list of shit that seriously needs to stop happening before we can continue to evolve as a society, as a species, and as individual human beings.…… Continue reading Ep 282: Rape Child

Ep 280: Fear

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“Yea, they fuck sheep and stuff, so…” Today I took a stroll around the writer’s block, needing to go out for some fresh air. The air was chilly, the clouds hung in place like large cottony fluff. Don’t step on a crack, or else you break your mother’s back. I wonder what happens if you…… Continue reading Ep 280: Fear

Ep 279: Overeaters Anonymous

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“You got so upset because I said you had a small dick.” Ok, so I got an early press copy of the new Snoop Dogg album entitled “Malice N Wonderland” because obviously we are press, and I just have to say, I don’t understand anymore. The intro, and every single song has a reference to…… Continue reading Ep 279: Overeaters Anonymous

Ep 278: Cool Whip

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“Satan outed me as a cock smoking fairy.” And now I present to you an excerpt from my conversations online with religious people. This is in response to me asking her how she got caught up with the fresh life church movement here. This is word for word in case you were curious. Keep in…… Continue reading Ep 278: Cool Whip