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TJH 610: Character Assassination

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“Look at my dog, look at how it listens to me, and when it doesn’t, I punch it, and then it listens to me.”

Another late episode of our weekly talk shit, the Jamhole. It’s a good thing time doesn’t matter on the internet. Unless you’ve been listening live on Friday evenings, you have no idea what’s been going on. I feel like it’s our job to keep you informed on the important bullshit. No bullshit. Here’s what we talked about this week.

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TJH 606: Beneath the Toilet

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“You have scraped enough.”

Comedy podcast. That’s what we do here. I’m going to make this short and sweet since it’s Sunday when I’m writing this and the sun looks like it might come out. I don’t want to be inside fucking with this shit all day, so here it goes. We went to a birthday party yesterday. It was Puffer and my friend, who’s turning 33. Long story short, and you can be sure I’ll mention some choice highlights on episode 607, Puffer got wasted, tried to get me wasted, then spent the rest of the time trying to start shit with me. Not start shit like I’m going to fight you, but the kind of start shit a little brother does to a bigger, older, much wiser brother. It was a good time, but fuck man, this guy might very well need an intervention for some drinking shit. Ok, that’s it for now, here’s some notes.

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TJH 605: Blue Suede Science

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“Let me just lay the foundation of what I’m gonna explain to you.”

Welcome to another great episode of our weekly comedy podcast, the Jamhole. I really dig how we just sit back and watch the weeks go by episode to episode, checking in to see exactly what we’ve missed since we last spoke with you all. Did you guys catch the new Arrested Development on Netflix? Very good. I can’t watch it yet because Kdog has never seen the show. So we’re starting with episode 1 Season 1 and working our back through them. It’s a good thing we have a nice three day weekend. Anyway, here’s some notes. Hope you enjoy them.

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TJH 592: A Fine and Pleasant Misery

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“Don’t bring my testicles into it like that, they’re precious.”

The Jamhole free comedy podcast, back at it once again. Come check the live shows every Friday evening around 6 or 7 our time. We also have a new Google+ community which we make events for each episode on. Check it out. Anyway, here’s some show notes for episode 192.

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Ep 544: Butt Chugging

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“I close people all day, I’ll give you a cut.”

Yay, another episode of the Jamhole, and more show notes for me to write! I love my job. Have I mentioned to you all how much I’m loving life right now? Things are good. Tech shows are good, getting paid to talk and write is good, not to mention delivering water during the days and keeping my lazy self in shape, is good. So yea, that’s that, and this is this, here’s some show notes. Follow along with the bouncy ball. Damn, how cool would it be if we could get a bouncy ball to do what we say…

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Ep 276: Climate Change

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“I know you weren’t gay, I was just hoping you were bi.”

Another holiday skewed by the time that has passed. Of course it sounds nice to tell your children that the pilgrims and the Indians sat down and shared a feast together, that is not what really happened. The real story of thanksgiving is filled with greed and bloodshed. It has even been touted as the most terrifying bloodshed in new world history. When the pilgrims came to the new world from england, they were very unprepared and had to rely heavily on handouts from the generous Indians. The Indians weren’t even invited by the pilgrims to the meal. The pilgrims invited the Indian leader, whose name was Massasoit, and he in turned invited around ninety other Indians, which the pilgrims were not pleased about. The pilgrims indulged in their brew, which they preferred to drink even more than water. This daily inebriation led their governor, William Bradford, to comment on his peoples notorious sin, which included rampant sodomy. The pilgrims got drunk and fucked things in the ass. Happy Thanksgiving!

(Excerpt from this site)
Just days before the alleged Thanksgiving love-fest, a company of Pilgrims led by Myles Standish actively sought to chop off the head of a local chief. They deliberately caused a rivalry between two friendly Indians, pitting one against the other in an attempt to obtain “better intelligence and make them both more diligent.” An 11-foot-high wall was erected around the entire settlement for the purpose of keeping the Indians out. Any Indian who came within the vicinity of the Pilgrim settlement was subject to robbery, enslavement, or even murder. The Pilgrims further advertised their evil intentions and white racial hostility, when they mounted five cannons on a hill around their settlement, constructed a platform for artillery, and then organized their soldiers into four companies-all in preparation for the military destruction of their friends the Indians. Pilgrim Myles Standish eventually got his bloody prize. He went to the Indians, pretended to be a trader, then beheaded an Indian man named Wituwamat. He brought the head to Plymouth, where it was displayed on a wooden spike for many years, according to Gary B. Nash, “as a symbol of white power.” Standish had the Indian man’s young brother hanged from the rafters for good measure. From that time on, the whites were known to the Indians of Massachusetts by the name “Wotowquenange,” which in their tongue meant cutthroats and stabbers. To read more about the real thanksgiving, check out this site. I really think people need to know what they are celebrating. Just like Columbus day.

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