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TJH 670: The Depression and the Holocaust

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“You literally are living on each others dicks and balls there.”

It’s the day before my birthday, the leaves are turning and all you ladies are probably trying to figure out which slutty character you’ll dress up as for Halloween this year. All in all things have been great since we last spoke. Barter Faire was amazing, work is going swimmingly, and everything else seems to almost be falling into place. With a little nudging here and there of course. Let’s get down to business. If you want to get me something for my birthday, we have an Amazon baby registry here, so you can just funnel that love towards this little princess of darkness. You can also Wallet me money and hit up the Paypal page here. If none of that sounds good and you use Amazon to buy shit, consider buying that shit through our link! It’s here and on the sidebar menu to the right. Thanks for listening, and now here’s some show notes.

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TJH 668: Jellyfish and Junkies

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“You guys are basically mutating little hulks.”

BJ and Mat back with another episode for the month of August. That’s right bitches, that’s two this month so count that shit up. I don’t really have anything else to say other than place your bets, pack your pipes and get ready for some more ridiculous nonsensical banter.

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TJH 647: Anal Bethany

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“Uhh you guys, this guy wants to know where the dope is.”

Here’s another one, straight from the mouth, into the mic, digitized and spit into a track, saved as a bunch of computer speak, then recoded back into something your brains can digest. When it’s all said and done, smiles will crack, rocks will roll, and golly, miss Molly will be good. I consider myself lucky to be able to talk to you all each and every week. There’s a lot of people in this world going all sorts of crazy, and every time, I think… Hmm. I wonder why they didn’t give themselves an outlet. After bottling so much, eventually one blows like a pressure cooker someone forgot to turn down the heat on. I guess if you can’t take the heat, find a job that doesn’t involve fire. Enjoy the notes.

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TJH 638: Maximum Head Room

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“I’m not rationalizing his rape…”

Better than ever another episode of that clever and cleverer rendered strictly for your indentured pleasure receptors. Those pesky idea inventors with spiney endeavors for finding the center of the first nine descendants of measure. Is that yours spinning on a tic tac tour of not winning or losing or even playing the game with a loosely defined key for slaying the shame. Fuck with this knitting the rain into a fitted beret leather fatigues ready to spread that disease of blood letting from your head to your knees down to root of the seeds. Fuck it. Here’s some show notes.

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TJH 619: Longer Lasting Lashes

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“Asshole, now pull it out of my cunt and ask to put it in my asshole.”

Time for another fantastic episode of our weekly comedy shit show, the Jamhole. Make sure to join us live on most Fridays at Jamhole TV. Did I mention it’s absolutely free? Ad free that is, and as always, we don’t charge for this shit. I mean let’s be honest, would you pay for it if we did? I sure as shit wouldn’t. Oh yea, did I mention it’s almost my birthday? That’s right, I’m going to be 33 next week so be sure to send me some love via Paypal or the Jamhole PO Box. Now, without further ado, I present to you, the show notes! Thanks for checking out episode 619!

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TJH 612: In Vitro Meat

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“This is definitely not a cold dude, it’s totally different.”

We’re back after some bologna sandwiches and a trip to Las Vegas for Defcon, with episode 612 of the Jamhole. What a trip it’s been. Happy to get back on track with the weekly funny goodness. Make sure to donate to the show and help get the bank accounts back above the negative, and subscribe in iTunes. I also hang out on the Jamhole Google+ community throughout the week. Feel free to post some stories for the show, or just come by and say hi. Also check out our tech shows. I host Attack of the Androids on Tuesday and Yet Another Tech Show on Wednesday.

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TJH 608: Eye Chlamydia

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“Today we are in a hurry.”

It’s Friday, you ain’t got shit to do tomorrow. That’s right, episode 608 of the Jamhole comedy podcast right here, right now. Thanks for checking out another one. Make sure to check out the Google+ community throughout the week and if you want some free hip hop, there’s over 40 tracks over on the Jamhole music page. I made that shit! Go listen, then love it and donate money because you love it. Feed us!

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TJH 595: Damage Control

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“Our car population instantly doubles as soon as it’s a sunny day.”

Hello and welcome back to another fun filled episode of our weekly comedy podcast, The Jamhole. Mat Lee here with some show notes for episode 595. On this show I’m joined by Duncan and Joey Kelley. Joey in a Hawaiian shirt at work even. How lucky were his clients? Super lucky. It’s finally a sunny day, and people are in a good mood, even me! Be sure to subscribe to the show in iTunes and write us a review. We’re told this matters.

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TJH 565: Queen Bee

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“I need to put this in my mouth because I haven’t done it since I was two.”

Alright here we go. Another great episode of The Jamhole in the record books. Let’s cut to the chase and get to the notes.

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Ep 292: A New Year

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“I came here to fuck and do blow, and maybe die.”

Let’s start the year on a positive note, that way after we sober up and realize it’s just the same shit year after year after year, we won’t be so fucking pist that this is how we’re spending our time. Seriously, it’s all the same shit, we just have different ways to spend money. That’s what we’re here for. I am a consumer, and I am good at it. What are you selling, I don’t give a fuck, I’ll take twenty. Can you deliver it to my front door? Even better. I spend my time reading, writing, trying to leave something behind, something that will attempt to stand the test of time. That future generations will find this and read it and listen and say to themselves… Jesus fucking christ. They really fucked up their shit. Happy New Year. No fear two beers with new hair past due.

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