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TJH 667: The First Millenial

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“Fuck your way to a plumper, fuller vagina.”

Mmm, the beginning of August and already a new episode of the Jamhole. Thanks for joining us. We have for you, what I feel like is a pretty damn good episode this evening. There’s some visual stuff, so you might want to check out the live episode you can find at the bottom of these notes. Join the fun interaction on Instagram where you can send us a sexy picture of you holding a sign that says something awesome like I love the Jamhole. Something like that. The Hot Box has been getting mad love from the ladies, so it’s probably time to perk BJ up a little by showing the show a show of love. Other than that be sure we’re friends on Facebook, follow my Twitter, and we’ll talk to you next time we talk to you.

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TJH 663: Neon Jihad

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“That’s a lot of poop I’m gonna have to deal with.”

Back from the Spring Barter Faire, reset, rejuvenated, and re-energized until the next time we visit home. It’s always nice to get back home and see the family. As par for the course, things got set on fire, and of course the trusty Fire Watch put them out. The next one is happening in Lolo Montana, and it’s called Neon City. This is one of our favorite Montana parties, so we’ll hopefully see you all there. After that we’ll be back in Tonasket for the Conscious Culture Festival. Enjoy the notes, and drop us a comment! Make sure to subscribe in iTunes and write us a review. We’re also on Stitcher.

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TJH 662: The Department Bicycle

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“If you see the flash of light, duck and cover.”

What me worry? It’s just another Saturday cold chilling with your homies in earthquake free Jamholia. If the ground is shaking, that just means we’re out there getting our humpty hump on with the big bad world. We hope you enjoyed the last episode with Pat Dixon. It’s always good talking to people far funnier than we are. Lot’s of fun happening here as we prepare to start festival season. May 1st – 3rd is the Spring Barter Faire up in Tonasket Washington. This is definitely an experience everyone should trip into at least once in their lives. If you wanna come kick it, holla! Other than that, keep checking out Stuff Stoners Like for all the fun weed stuff I’m writing about, and we’ll talk to you soon!

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TJH 658: Pam

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“That’s definitely an angry bird.”

New shit right here, run them jewels and don’t be alarmed when the site disappears. It’ll be back. Gotta get some shit upgraded, and I’m not as smart as you think I am. I’ll be heading to Washington for Cannacon, and by the time you read this I’ll be long gone. But of course, like all good denatured parasites, I’ll be back. For now, enjoy this new episode of the Jamhole.

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TJH 655: A Silver Lining

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“I fucking totally hit that tree right in the faith!”

Another few weeks and another episode of the Jamhole. Glad to be back, and glad to have you back with us. We’re getting ready to hit CES this year for this other job I do, so if you are in Vegas or want to hang out there, get a hold of me. It’s going to be big fun, just like last year. We’re very excited, plus it will be Bj’s first time in Vegas. I also released a couple free rap promo tracks on Google Play, so you can bump that shit till your neck breaks. Breaking Android has also started, so make sure to check that out! That’s about it, enjoy the show notes, and have safe holiday. We’ll see you in the new year!

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TJH 601: Work the Math

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“Take your dentures out.”

Not quite as amazing as episode 600 in title, but more so in content. This is episode 601 of the Jamhole. Thanks for checking out our weekly “comedy” show. Mat Lee here with Duncan Puffer talking stupid shit about stupid shit. It’s 4/19, do you have a minute? I’m sure everyone is going to have a fun 420, except for the fact that it completely rained and snowed on us for ours here in the northwest. That’s how it goes right. Could have been worse, we could have been in Denver at the pot rally people starting shooting at. We talk about that on a new episode of the Hot Box. Anyway, this is the Jamhole, and here are some notes.

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Ep 251: Catch Your Dinner

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“Try not to look scared Johnny!”

The last guest has left, the laughs have been laughed, and things are for the most part, put back together the way they were. What we have to show for it? About 24 gigs of video, over 500 pictures, and some negative monies in the old  bank account. It was well worth it though, and we can’t wait to do it again! What a time it was. Of course, the anticipation is the best part, the whole not knowing what is going to happen or how it’s going to turn out. Once everything comes together and it’s all said and done, the buzz wears down. Down, but not off completely, as we look forward to bringing you another 250 episodes of The Jamhole. Once again, I would like to thank everyone for coming out to celebrate with us. The show couldn’t have turned out any better. We appreciate you coming all the way to Montana to party with us! Help us get back some of the money we spent by supporting Jamhole Church, my hip hop album, and the last few shirts we have. I will post all the pictures everyone has sent me in the jamhole picasa gallery, and once we send the footage to our friend Keith Courage, we’ll have the audio, or video for your downloading pleasure.

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Ep 245: Neosemen

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“You know that cum heals everything right?”

There are many things in life and the reality the media and those in control have created for us that I could really give a fuck less about. A couple of those things are starting up again, as they are seasonal annoyances. The VMA’s being one of them, and football season being another. We discuss quite a few things in tonight’s episode, I just wanted to reiterate how stupid I think this is. I know that somehow, a lot of you think football is such a great sport, passed down to man from the gods themselves. But seriously, you all act like you play the sport yourself, which you do not. You don’t play shit, unless of course you count that stupid fantasy football shit, which only counts in as much as dungeons and dragons counts you being a real dragon slayer. There is absolutely nothing in your life that you do that has any effect, negative or positive, on any football team, past, present, or future. Unless of course, you take all that fantasy money you won playing fantasy football, and you buy yourself a real football team.

For a bunch of adults that have adult jobs and adult responsibilities like raising kids and paying bills, you all act like uneducated cattle. Just because maybe once upon a time you had a dream drilled into your still young, malleable brains, that one day you were going to grow up big and strong and play pro ball, and maybe, instead, grew up lazy and fat and your father watched those dreams of his crumble before his very own eyes like so many cookie crumbs on your shirt, so now you get a raging hard on whenever you see the NFL on television, or hear anyone speak of football, and to this day you still have no idea why. Sure, when I was a kid my friends and I used to play football at recess, and sure, it was a great time. But let me say that again. WHEN I WAS A KID. So basically, if you know me in real life, please refrain from bringing up things like football, and I’ll refrain from giving you my “I honestly don’t give a fuck about anything coming out of your mouth right now” face. Trust me, it’s for the best.

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Ep 241: Politics

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“Your job is to purposely not help anyone.”

The moral of the story is just sit back, relax and smoke some weed. There is absolutely nothing you can do that is going to make a bit of good increase anywhere, for any amount of time. So fuck it. I like to increase my inner good to the power of 10, that way even when you bring me down, I’m still good. I mean shit, in my mind we’ve already solved all your problems, we’re just waiting for you to catch the fuck up. That’s what life is like being ahead of the game. I mean sure, we can step down a few feet and discuss things on your level, but why spoil the party? Grasp the quantum entanglement within and make it happen.

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Ep 230: Gog and Magog

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“Tomorrow I’m going to kill someone in the name of god.”

Let me tell you a little story about a person, male or female so as not to offend the latter, who had one dream his whole life. He was allowed only one dream, but as soon as he chose what that dream would be, it lasted for eternity. Growing up as a small child, he was always taught to walk in the light rather the dark, smile instead of frown, and look up instead of down. You know the type. Strong, liberated, medium sized titties and long red hair. (I really just wanna see if we get any hits for people searching “strong, liberated, medium sized titties and long red hair”). As she developed and grew, her body blossoming into the ideal image of beauty, she was always taught to think about the dream. This is the most important thing you will ever do, don’t fuck it up. This is forever, this is the purpose of your life, and if you pick something without spending a lifetime fine tuning and molding that one perfect scenario, you will regret it for an eternity. Drugs, money, bitches, dicks and assholes. Sounds good to me. Your whole existence amounts to nothing more than an eight second loop of something your brain doesn’t even comprehend the process enough to fucking process. Your like three blind mice looking for a huge smelly block of cheese, and once you eat the cheese it makes you all constipated, but you can’t help to eat all the cheese because your a rat and that’s what rats fucking eat. So it clogs up your shitter and builds up and builds up so much until finally KAAAABOOOOMM! Complete physical and mental break down. Then it starts all over again. Forever. I really don’t know where I was going with this, but I’m sure if you think about it for a minute you’ll make a connection somewhere. Besides, if your so sure that when you die you go to heaven and are finally rejoined with your god that you haven’t seen in like forever, why aren’t you in a huge fucking hurry to get there? I’ll never understand humans.

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