Ep 254: Dead Churches

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“My dildo is porn, your dildo is a dildo.” Dead churches make up the majority of middle to larger sized towns, and we all know what’s inside dead churches. Dead people. Actually not dead in the sense the heartbeat stops and we bury you in the ground (or cremate you and put you in a…… Continue reading Ep 254: Dead Churches

Ep 253: Pull Out

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“Why is my weed dealer selling birth control now?” I’ve been in love with words since we first met. When I was old enough to know what a words worth, I took a trip to the dictionary and that’s when I knew I was hooked. You looking perfectly beautiful, your eyes dotted with a shade…… Continue reading Ep 253: Pull Out

Ep 252: Smokers Welcome

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“Sometimes chicks just wanna fuck!” We learn a lot in tonight’s episode of the jamhole. For example, the feminine name Zoe is actually pronounced Zoey. Who would have thought? Not me that’s for sure. I also find it interesting that people who claim to be the  most religious are without a doubt, the most hypocritical, ignorant, self…… Continue reading Ep 252: Smokers Welcome

Ep 251: Catch Your Dinner

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“Try not to look scared Johnny!” The last guest has left, the laughs have been laughed, and things are for the most part, put back together the way they were. What we have to show for it? About 24 gigs of video, over 500 pictures, and some negative monies in the old  bank account. It…… Continue reading Ep 251: Catch Your Dinner

Ep 249: Paul

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“This isn’t what I was looking for in a girlfriend.” This is the last episode before the live audience show. There will be no episode 250 on the feed. We are filming the party and making a movie you will all be able to purchase once is finished. We are very excited and proud to…… Continue reading Ep 249: Paul

Ep 248: Man Period

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“Mat has had more fingers up his butt than I have.” I honestly don’t know what to type right now, the closer it gets the live show, the quickly it becomes the only thing I’m thinking about. Well, that and my penis of course. But really, I only think about that when I’m peeing, or…… Continue reading Ep 248: Man Period

Ep 247: Death Wish

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“It’s a really sweet ride now!” Hey Kalispell youth, what the fuck is your problem? I remember when I was a kid to play jokes on people I would egg cars or houses, put silly string on cars, oil on the windshield, make penis shapes in the dust, or even when I got super mad…… Continue reading Ep 247: Death Wish

Ep 246: Bang Bang!

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“Those are blanks, right?” In a civilized world, parents don’t shoot their kids trying to kill them. Unless of course, the kid is trying to kill the parents. But in a civilized world, the kids should never kill the parents. It does happen, and probably more than you think. That means either this is not…… Continue reading Ep 246: Bang Bang!

Ep 245: Neosemen

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“You know that cum heals everything right?” There are many things in life and the reality the media and those in control have created for us that I could really give a fuck less about. A couple of those things are starting up again, as they are seasonal annoyances. The VMA’s being one of them,…… Continue reading Ep 245: Neosemen

Ep 243: So Sorry

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“I look down at my dick and my dick looks up at me and I just start laughing, uncontrollably.” I hate when it’s really quiet in the room, and I’m staring at my computer, and all of the sudden I can hear the cat licking itself. I look at the cat in disgust and I’m…… Continue reading Ep 243: So Sorry