Ep 249: Paul

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“This isn’t what I was looking for in a girlfriend.” This is the last episode before the live audience show. There will be no episode 250 on the feed. We are filming the party and making a movie you will all be able to purchase once is finished. We are very excited and proud to…… Continue reading Ep 249: Paul

Ep 248: Man Period

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“Mat has had more fingers up his butt than I have.” I honestly don’t know what to type right now, the closer it gets the live show, the quickly it becomes the only thing I’m thinking about. Well, that and my penis of course. But really, I only think about that when I’m peeing, or…… Continue reading Ep 248: Man Period

Ep 247: Death Wish

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“It’s a really sweet ride now!” Hey Kalispell youth, what the fuck is your problem? I remember when I was a kid to play jokes on people I would egg cars or houses, put silly string on cars, oil on the windshield, make penis shapes in the dust, or even when I got super mad…… Continue reading Ep 247: Death Wish

Ep 246: Bang Bang!

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“Those are blanks, right?” In a civilized world, parents don’t shoot their kids trying to kill them. Unless of course, the kid is trying to kill the parents. But in a civilized world, the kids should never kill the parents. It does happen, and probably more than you think. That means either this is not…… Continue reading Ep 246: Bang Bang!

Ep 245: Neosemen

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“You know that cum heals everything right?” There are many things in life and the reality the media and those in control have created for us that I could really give a fuck less about. A couple of those things are starting up again, as they are seasonal annoyances. The VMA’s being one of them,…… Continue reading Ep 245: Neosemen

Ep 243: So Sorry

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“I look down at my dick and my dick looks up at me and I just start laughing, uncontrollably.” I hate when it’s really quiet in the room, and I’m staring at my computer, and all of the sudden I can hear the cat licking itself. I look at the cat in disgust and I’m…… Continue reading Ep 243: So Sorry

Ep 241: Politics

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“Your job is to purposely not help anyone.” The moral of the story is just sit back, relax and smoke some weed. There is absolutely nothing you can do that is going to make a bit of good increase anywhere, for any amount of time. So fuck it. I like to increase my inner good…… Continue reading Ep 241: Politics

Ep 239: Demolition Man

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“If you need to suck a dick, then suck a dick dude.” You know something, I came home today after my route was done just so I could do the show notes so I wouldn’t have to do them later tonight. I ended up taking a few bong rips, staring at the Internet for a…… Continue reading Ep 239: Demolition Man

Ep 237: Kitty Box

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“Wow, who let the lesbian in?” With all this talk about vaccines causing autism, and government population control, and buying natural homeopathic remedies, I think all of the people that now live in the Flathead Valley have gone completely nuts. Lately there has been a rash of these anti vaccination flyers stating things like vaccines…… Continue reading Ep 237: Kitty Box

Ep 236: Old Enough

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“There were clones of me, and you were fucking me, in front of me.” Did you ever stop to think how the ghostbusters got their particle accelerators so small? Especially back in the 80s. That’s a noteworthy feat. Also, I’d like to thank my grandmother for being a part of this world for 84 years,…… Continue reading Ep 236: Old Enough