Ep 271: Valroids

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“I gave you an artificial erection, to make sure that the stitches would hold.” The healing time begins. Everything seems weird to me now, like I’m watching it from above, play out below me. Sure I can interact with it, but sometimes it’s more fun to just sit back and watch. I’m not sure how long this…… Continue reading Ep 271: Valroids

Ep 270: Quantum Leap

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“I’m not a doctor, and the device is what does the work on your body.” It’s now the evening of Thursday, November 12th 2009, and I just got finished up another long back breaking day of work. The only thought running laps in my mind has been the surreal fact that in the next 24…… Continue reading Ep 270: Quantum Leap

Ep 269: Oxysilver

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“Those chickens freaked me out.” After doing this show for as long as we’ve been doing it, I’ve started to realize a lot of things about the world I live in. Perhaps this is obvious to you all, perhaps I was just too jaded to realize it initially. First of all, people are stupid. I’m…… Continue reading Ep 269: Oxysilver

Ep 268: Duped

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“It’s a good thing you zoomed in to the quantum level.” This world is filled with more quackery than you can shake a stick at. Especially in these oh so tough economic times you keep reading about in the paper, or hearing about on your favorite “non biased” news station. At a time when people…… Continue reading Ep 268: Duped

Ep 267: Good Deals

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“I can’t walk to the toilet so I’ll just poop right here.” Tomorrow is finally the day the new droid comes out. I have personally been waiting three years for a phone on verizon that is better than the xv6900. Lots of promises have been made, but they have all fallen short. The storm was…… Continue reading Ep 267: Good Deals

Ep 266: Full of Thetans

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“Christianity sounds more believable to me than that shit.” So it goes that if god is real, the devil must be real also. All that sounds great if it’s your belief system, my question is this. If you all believe in this crap, then why are people crazy when they claim they have done things…… Continue reading Ep 266: Full of Thetans

Ep 265: iDon’t

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“Don’t put your dick in anything else, or you’ll die.” I hate when you start playing a video game, for example, the zelda game for the nintendo ds… So I hate when you stop playing the game for a few years, then maybe one day you feel bored, so you pick up the game to…… Continue reading Ep 265: iDon’t

Ep 264: Finish Me Off

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“I think I’m feeling some movement in my guts.” I guess maybe the last time I addressed this, some people may not have read it, or perhaps I used words that were too big for certain people to understand. When you call into a podcast such as The Jamhole, don’t be the asshole that has…… Continue reading Ep 264: Finish Me Off

Ep 263: Butthole Pucker

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“For some reason they always want head in my crouch.” It continues to blow my mind on a daily basis the things you so called civilized rational humans accept as truth. For one, I find it quite sad that you are willing to blow thousands of dollars on bullshit homeopathic remedies, yet you get all…… Continue reading Ep 263: Butthole Pucker

Ep 262: Holy Hell

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“Everything fucking hurts and I’m sober, nothing is ok.” The hunter stalks it’s prey, waiting patiently for the chance to strike. Sneaking slowly around corners, hiding in the shadows cast down by the grungy flickering street lights of the alley. You can hear the buzz of the moths as they circle around the warm glowing globe. Attracted…… Continue reading Ep 262: Holy Hell