Ep 221: Lumpy

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“Are you ok? I thought I heard a child crying.” Welcome to the best, longest running, most amazing, funniest podcast in Montana! It’s tourist season again. People come here and spend their hard earned money. Why come here rather than spend your money where you live? Because where you live fucking sucks, is overcrowded, and…… Continue reading Ep 221: Lumpy

Ep 220: Naked Pinups

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“We’re just gonna have to blow up the moon!” I really wish there was an easy way to show you all how funny danni looks when she is impatiently waiting for water to boil. It’s the greatest thing in the world. I find great amounts of joy in it. Which is probably good, considering in…… Continue reading Ep 220: Naked Pinups

Ep 219: HPV

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“That’s why she has the big smiley face on.” It’s a long hard road out of hell for those who have been there and back. Once you see and experience these things, you are never the same. No matter how much of a bad ass you think you might be, or how hard you are,…… Continue reading Ep 219: HPV

Ep 217: On the Rocks

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“You’re not getting off that easily.” It all started today. All of it, everything goes to shit when you try to change something. I didn’t even want to change it in the first place. But because certain resource limits are in place to allow for maximum monetary gain, we had to find a new home.…… Continue reading Ep 217: On the Rocks

Ep 216: Sting Operation

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“I wish I didn’t feel anything either.” Blood is thicker than water, but oil is thicker than blood. It’s too bad we cant power our vehicles on blood. Could you imagine? I bet we would look forward to our girls being on the rag if that was the case. I hate that saying. Blood is…… Continue reading Ep 216: Sting Operation

Ep 215: Forsaken

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“That’s right, they might screw us.” All I really have to say is fuck religion. Ok, I lied, fuck religion and fuck lazy motherfucks at work that are making more money than me, but doing half the fucking work I am doing. It’s never been about money for me, as long as I have enough…… Continue reading Ep 215: Forsaken

Ep 214: Crappie

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“Call me a bitch but I’m just not into that.” So there we were, sitting on a boat with Richard Dreyfuss, Roy Scheider, and Robert Shaw, drinking whiskey, telling each other tales of near death situations involving large angry sea creatures and old shitty boats, and showing the scars to prove it. The Orca’s old…… Continue reading Ep 214: Crappie

Ep 212: Contaminated

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“That’s why it’s called the challenge.” You may ask yourself, what exactly is the jamhole? Well, I’ve thought long and hard (dick pun) about it, and the best thing I can come up with is this. The Jamhole is the conglomeration of every single evil (but funny) thought anyone has ever thought about anything ever.…… Continue reading Ep 212: Contaminated